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  1. OH YEAH BREAKING NEWS, THE BLOOD IS ABUD, I REPEAT, THE BLOOD IS ABUD. Is that DF material? Idk, Im inappropriate all the time.
  2. No matter how old I get everytime Im the same way, like what the actual fuck is happening to my body. Apparently now I need to expect dizzy spells most of the day.
  3. - wanting a plate of nachos and being able to have some right away - finding a clean washrag when you thought they were all dirty - kissing a cactus - remembering to water the couch - salsaing the bottom of your jeans - stepping into a puddle of mud with open toed shoes - puddle of mudd - a clean broom
  4. Well, we're gonna need you to start directing improv porn scenes l_b.
  5. "Being torn apart by improv horns" sounds like an interesting skit. Not sure Ive ever seen a porn take an intentionally comedic angle.
  6. Whatever you do, just clean the toilet. Like the lid, the seat, inside. Nothing less attractive then putting the seat down or pulling a lid up that is covered in piss and shit (and vomit).
  7. The corn, the COOOOORN
  8. Hey, we can have more than one dream in life 😂
  9. Booty wizards
  10. Nononononon what were you going to launch at me l_b? 😊
  11. Yeah thats generally how my luck goes.
  12. Are you okay? 😂😂😂😂😂😂
  13. Is this feature similar to imgur where you can upload a bunch of things to post whenever?
  14. We can switch if you want 😂
  15. Dick smears. No fucking ty 😂 But really, computer keyboards are already nasty enough. I used to be a lab tech at a college and the shit that I would find cleaning mice and keyboards was fucking disgusting. Even the smell
  16. I used to have my DVDs on a bookshelf but Ive been downsizing in the last year so they are now in a paper bag along with some older video games I cant give up yet. My small collection features Battle Royale, Gokusen, and Welcome to Greenwood. And all the Yu Yu Hakusho seasons.
  17. I dont really understand how I inserted the image into your post but alright. 😂
  18. Im under a lot of deadlines or else I could have helped with judging. Sorry for the nonhelp after having so much enthusiasm for another writing comp. Its honestly one of the things I enjoyed the most about the asmb.
  19. @SwimModSponges for keeping it real in Rants.
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