avec

OH YEAH BREAKING NEWS, THE BLOOD IS ABUD, I REPEAT, THE BLOOD IS ABUD. Is that DF material? Idk, Im inappropriate all the time.

No matter how old I get everytime Im the same way, like what the actual fuck is happening to my body. Apparently now I need to expect dizzy spells most of the day.

- wanting a plate of nachos and being able to have some right away - finding a clean washrag when you thought they were all dirty - kissing a cactus - remembering to water the couch - salsaing the bottom of your jeans - stepping into a puddle of mud with open toed shoes - puddle of mudd - a clean broom

Well, we're gonna need you to start directing improv porn scenes l_b.

"Being torn apart by improv horns" sounds like an interesting skit. Not sure Ive ever seen a porn take an intentionally comedic angle.

Whatever you do, just clean the toilet. Like the lid, the seat, inside. Nothing less attractive then putting the seat down or pulling a lid up that is covered in piss and shit (and vomit).

The corn, the COOOOORN

Hey, we can have more than one dream in life 😂

Booty wizards

Nononononon what were you going to launch at me l_b? 😊

Yeah thats generally how my luck goes.

Are you okay? 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Is this feature similar to imgur where you can upload a bunch of things to post whenever?

We can switch if you want 😂

Dick smears. No fucking ty 😂 But really, computer keyboards are already nasty enough. I used to be a lab tech at a college and the shit that I would find cleaning mice and keyboards was fucking disgusting. Even the smell

I used to have my DVDs on a bookshelf but Ive been downsizing in the last year so they are now in a paper bag along with some older video games I cant give up yet. My small collection features Battle Royale, Gokusen, and Welcome to Greenwood. And all the Yu Yu Hakusho seasons.

I dont really understand how I inserted the image into your post but alright. 😂

Im under a lot of deadlines or else I could have helped with judging. Sorry for the nonhelp after having so much enthusiasm for another writing comp. Its honestly one of the things I enjoyed the most about the asmb.

@SwimModSponges for keeping it real in Rants.