wacky1980

there's a blind pig in champaign, il (u of i). it's a brewpub and they make some pretty good beers. i have their barrel-aged cherry milk stout on deck right now.

"fuck yo back" is what my back has been saying to me all day. i only managed to finish up about 1/3 of the concrete leveling work last night, and i'm already out of commission. round 2 on saturday should be a hoot. i need a vicodin or a bottle of bourbon, maybe both.

sandwich is next to the town of plano, the home of plano tackle boxes. sandwich is also in dekalb county, home of dekalb brand field corn. sandwich was named after the hometown of the founder of the city. he grew up in sandwich, new hampshire. this has been your "idgafacts" post for the day.

again, is your name bill?

that thought came from your skull.

i never once said bill was a bad dude. he was definitely a fat piece of shit, but he wasn't a bad dude. you're the one equating obesity with being a bad person. you drew that line, not me. for shame.

shit no, bill thought the world of me. but he's been gone for like 10 years now.

i know bill's been tied to some stupid shit over the years, but i think this is probably the most insulted he's been, lending his name to fuggs like that.

so your name's bill now?

eww no. i wouldn't even fuck him with some other dude's dick filled with your blood. dude got laid a lot though. even with those fat little vienna sausage fingers, he was a great blues piano player and the fat chicks just swooned. he had some good smash stories too, and by good i mean disgusting. but that's what happens when you put it to all the trough hogs after the show.

i had a buddy who was diabetic. he was also pretty overweight. he would get real pissy if you didn't give him the opportunity to eat a meal every two hours because his "blood sugar would get too low" or some shit. no bill, you're just always hungry because you're a fat piece of shit.

tabletop testing is a beeeitch. have fun with that.

impressive.

i know you're always hungry, but you don't eat the plan.

she needs to try a diet

looks like you have no idea either tbh

you managed to make this thread hot now. congrats.

we call it "flu pandemic" but it's applicable to both scenarios, really.

they could give some dude's penis to a girl? damn, what kinda fuckery is going down in your bloodmobile?

lol compliance. thank odin i don't have to fuck with that. except that i do

TESTING...don't say that word in my presence.

i usually revisit the DR policy every 6 months to make a couple necessary updates. these days i'm buried in risk analysis and vendor mgmt. still working on a cybersecurity RA since the examiners hit us pretty hard on that one in the spring, plus spinning up a 3rd party to use as vendor mgmt/RA policy analyst. i love the irony of hiring on a 3rd party vendor to analyze vendor mgmt.

i wrote our bank's policy from scratch a few years ago. keep in mind, the examiners will never be satisfied with your work. with that in mind, start small and build slowly, adding a few pages here and there a couple weeks before each annual examination. progress is the key.

glad i'm not the only one having one of those days. been talking to the Fed (capital F, yay) all afternoon on some check fraud stuff we've been fighting. dealing with invoice problems from our ATM servicer. end users have been we todd did all day. i just wanna nod my way thru the next 30 minutes so i can go to the hardware store, buy a few hundred pounds of thinset mortar, and start slopping that shit around on the concrete lot. manual labor can be a nice break from the regular bullshit sometimes.