CutieQuesadilla

*sends spiders on tits*

*posts spiders to your fb*

I think people think you stick your tongue in the asshole. You rim it. Gently. Then pee in it

Awww

When i lived in Hillcrest, there was an man with actually shit on the back of his pants. I would move away and he got closer. He’s like, “Can i get $10 for Jack in the box?” I gave it to him because i just wanted him to go away. The homeless and drug addicts in that area is insane. Your story is actually funny, though

This is my favorite. Red pandas are very scary and suspicious. Their go to is to stand up tall and puff up their chest to appear larger. If that doesn’t work they headbutt it.

Yesss im a pup

❤️

I’m kind of a brat.

You’ll shoot your eye out.

First thing i thought of

I mean. I’m proud. I could never be that dedicated a gamer anymore

I just realized you said burrito

I honestly wouldn’t be surprised. I played with some big people because my good friend is sponsored by sony. When i gamed professionally, i had some connections, but i was in the top three in the world for that game. It could’ve been.

Today on make out paradise: steamy sauna fore play

Well, the traits i agreed with is Musket basically wanting to do nothing. He could be seen in comparison to a cat. “What a drag” is pretty accurate. Even though he is pretty good at problem solving, he sometimes just doesn’t want to put in the effort. 😂

Gaara’s character is one of the most developed. Definitely a fav.

I like him, too. He cares a lot even though he doesn’t show it

Hello, friends. Can i have snacks?

Yes, it’s very intense