Phillies

Leeks and coal

Is that the rouge ship on LV426? I thought that was blown to high hell at the end of Alien 2

You guys are into some weird shit in the bedroom.

*whispers* its not a mistletoe, its actually a Leek*

I got the worst hangover ever. Did I drink last night? There is still a 40 oz jug of wine over here. Its huge... no one opened it... and my mom forgot about it.. If I don't remember it.. then I guess it really doesn't exist huh? So I wouldn't be stealing it....

I'm trying to get replies

pucker up ;D

*hangs mistletoe at top of thread* you weebs. <3

The hell she is!@

+1

not that great, but anything is great when ur living in da basement

fuck 2016 and fuck 2017 also!

it taste like mrs. claus vag

this is probably not going to end well <3

+1

This site loads slower then my grandpa trying to get an erection on viagra... any ideas whats causing it?

A warm apple pie.

cucumbers and Leeks both perform similarly in the bedroom. so I don't wanna hear it.

2 liter bottle of jack or jim beam, 10 bags of heroin, a gram of cocaine, 2 packs of either marb smooths or new port 100's, and a playstation 4. Oh and some mary jane.

I think it was bed bugs.

I'd think about offing myself if that were true.

This whole year has sucked. This was the worst summer ever for me.

lol fuggz you got me ;D

30 years old, white male, lives in mom's basement, unemployed, past history of substance abuse of marijuana, alcohol, cocaine, heroin and opiates , benzos, mental health diagnosis (bipolar), criminal record, likes anime! and video games! Looking for independent, attractive (preferably japanese) although fuggz is acceptable too, hardworking, single female who likes to experiment with pillows and cruciferous vegetables, your pic gets mine.