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great job luuv <3

Its outside the weekly budget/allowance. There are raw craw fish in the Lake Erie down the street, so we can make a brunch with those.

I like the tiny glass pipes. Or the the little metal one-hitters. They make little glass one-hitters, that shit hits better then anything I've ever tried. A big fat liberty bowl ain't my thing.

fuggz dun't know what shes missing. I offer her Leeks and pillows. And she just wants a Lobster.

That a nice looking waif. Who is that?

You have such a closed mind.

Are you saying my waifu is inferior?

So you want... Lesbando?

I'd rather go with the waifu then the over dosing on the pills part. I mean don't get me wrong, the pills def help. You should get a husbando. Is that what they are called?

Do I need to get an adult?

Walmart has a good sale on pillows. Make sure you determine your waifu's proper dress/apparel size before purchasing.

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I trump you!

Emotional support in a cruel world.

When mom threw out my best porno mag.

*rubs your belly gently with the Leek tassels*

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Step 1: Make romantic dinner. Use candles. Cooking sillz are a plus, but microwavable pizza and milk are fine too. Step 2: Bring waifu to bedroom or basement, dim lights, have romantic music playing. Step 3: In a direct gesture, throw target appendage around waifu. Being obnoxious and lewd is acceptable, remember waifus like that- Just act like Zeni. Step 4: The birds and the bees. You guys remember health class. Step 5: congratulate yourself.

my new year's resolution is to make a good new year's resolution- next year in 2018.

I win! What do I win?

I thought you were suppost to be bettering your life and getting a new job and whatnot, and here you are eating butterfingers and playing video games?

aka chocolate covered Leeks