Ric

::spin:: :fap: ::: owo

Nah, you know I'm a cheap mofo!

I might start my own lemonade stand. O0

OK, I'll be right over.

Fappy Monday :fap:

I haven't gotten drunk for almost a whole month now.

Wheel works just fine.

That could be a good bludgeoning weapon.

You'll be missed...... OK, no you won't.

UPS fuck up, mine should be here tomorrow.

Wow, this dude gets around.

I'm waiting for Seppuku Saturday, missed it yesterday.

It doesn't look as good but if you have a PS4 already, maybe just get Horizon? Most people seem to like it.

Depends on how much you need the money. Either way I hope you're shit-faced right now.

:fap:

I can't, I'm dead.

/wrists :::

Well, maybe he hasn't fell off the wagon and is just drunk on life.

:beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: ::spin:: ::spin:: ::spin:: ::spin:: ::spin:: ::spin:: ::spin:: :brownbottle: :brownbottle: :brownbottle: :brownbottle: :brownbottle: :brownbottle: :brownbottle: :brownbottle: :brownbottle: :brownbottle:

I like walking.

What's ugly about it?

::spin::

Like what?

What if I don't do anything?

::spin::