Ric

I'm a real catch, sometimes I just gotta turn bitches down when they want to get a taste of little ricky.

Don't know what this is about.

Yeah I'm dumb, but I'll stick by the OoT reference.

So what was it?

I do now, didn't have headphones plugged in.

Shut up, Navi.

I got a 6.

You got a hot date? <3

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I don't think the f-bomb is the way to go, but aside from that all good! O0

Wait, what are you trying to say?

Oh, well you can hire me as a body guard then.

Alright, if you got a call asking about my skills what would you say they are?

That's why you should carry at work.

Huh, you know I just noticed Mario has a nice ass.

Hmm....you might be onto something.

Can't put my finger on why.

What the fuck is a foisted flake?

Thinking about choking myself while I :fap:

Can I use you as a reference?

BLTs.

Kill two birds with one stone and hire Phillies as a personal trainer? ::spin::

That's a waste of lube, pretty sure it won't help.

Yes it does.