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Rogue_Alphonse

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  1. Wait let me get my camera...
  2. Rehoboth or Dewey Beach, Delaware... closing out an awesome day of flounder fishing by getting hammered on the beach.
  3. Nope, every place has its flaws. But every place has those who just love it no matter what. for example, I love the Delco area of PA. (Delaware County... just below Philadelphia County, a 10-20 min drive into the city). It has its own charm... like if I needed to live near Philly, Camden, NJ or Wilmington, DE... I'd be in Delco I could go to Charleston and hate how boring or bland it is (Not saying that's true, it's just an example)
  4. You sir, jut scored your first Karma. .....I popped your Karma cherry HARD and I'd do it again if given the chance.
  5. YOU ARE A GOD DAMN LIAR
  6. I have a friend in Delaware who is professional-grade at rolling sushi...every time she had done it around me I was so tempted to ignore how badly it tears up my stomach in exactly 2 hours and just go ham on some fish.
  7. It's a hoagie roll. About twice the size. >
  8. I had chicken marinated in Stubb's Sriracha and grilled with grilled seasoned potatoes .
  9. OH THATS RIGHT I HAVE POPSICLES
  10. they're flush mount lights for the ceiling
  11. LED lighting for my bar area. You can enjoy them when you visit :3
  12. Cured and smoked pig belly to be exact.
  13. It's like the Delco area of PA... except replace Dunkin with Wawa. They even have their own accent.
  14. I just saw this on "Sounds Like an Elaborate Excose to be A Furry"'s FB page. Because all anime and furry is gay. >
  15. Okay since I had only replied with relatable stories, I really had to dig deep for this one. ...and I can't. I have too many. So, I'll just name a few. -Rolling a Ford Explorer across a ditch when I was 15. -Driving my 50mph riding lawnmower through a bonfire when I was 15. -Having a dude bust in on my friend's party with a gun, and I stood up to him... which turned into an "Oh shit cuz, I had the wrong house... My b.." (house was a duplex, dude next door skipped town on him or whatever) when I was 16. -Mudding a streetbike and actually getting shot, for real. It was just a .22 and the bullet grazed my side 6 drunken muddy band-aids later, all was well... I was 17. -Getting shot in the right eye with an air soft gun and having to ride my streetbike 3 hours back home with one open eye the next day. 17. -7 hour float trip with inuyashaboy05[/member] and Xanatos1987[/member] . Started out sober, didn't end sober. Worst sunburn we all have ever had in our lives. 18. -Doing wheelies out front of my house in nothing but a pair of ball shorts... dumped the streetbike hard and lost the one mirror I had. 19. -Stole license plates from three of Viperslayer?[/member] 's neighbors, one being a brand new tag. 20. -Walked up to a Philly cop at Pride festival with an almost empty can of beer, and asked him where "to get more of this" as I pointed at my beer. He actually helped out me and the group of underage friends I was with. One friend was of age so she hooked us up. 20. -Had to be the fucking chauffeur for my own party, was given bad directions, ended up doing a U-turn in front of a toll plaza for the PA Turnpike entrance with 7 people in a K5 Blazer only meant to seat 5. Just turned 21. -Filled an old outside wood stove with wood and gasoline, stuck a match down in through the flue, it went kaboom as I pulled my arm up out. I was at Nautius_Maximus[/member] 's party, so a few board members can attest to this. Oh and DrPheelgood gave ma a blowjob in the vacant apartment downstairs 22. -the ONE time I was ever drunk on a boat. I drove, my stepdad had the net, my stepbrother had the fishing pole, our friend Ed had the flashlight. We were in 1-3 foot deep water in the OBX, in a 19' Trophy NOT meant for that so it kept getting stuck and I had to keep lifting the motor and backing up. Luckily it never got permanently stuck. ALL THIS for one odd looking fish that ended up being full of worms. 23. -Ripped my Mustang through a recently harvested cornfield when I was 24. I won. -Spun donuts behind my job with 4 coworkers in the Jeep with me, clipped an iced up pile of snow drift-style, cracked my back bumper. 25. -Last year was when I stole the apartment fridge with my golf cart, took Nautius_Maximus[/member] through a cornfield on the golf cart, took my friend drifting and on a 5 mile road trip on the golf cart... -This year was Nauticon... I don't even wanna get into it. -_' I left out a bunch but I figured I put enough stuff. >
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