Yet during these months the only things that use gas are the range, water heater, and pilot in the furnace.
The gas company just happened to be checking meters today ( :fap: ) and now is replacing ours... which doesn't look more than 10 years old.
Hmm.
I bet the motherfuckers knew it was leaking and try to brush it off.
I also bet the gas bill goes waaayyy down by next month.