Rogue_Alphonse

I just saw this on "Sounds Like an Elaborate Excose to be A Furry"'s FB page. Because all anime and furry is gay. >

Okay since I had only replied with relatable stories, I really had to dig deep for this one. ...and I can't. I have too many. So, I'll just name a few. -Rolling a Ford Explorer across a ditch when I was 15. -Driving my 50mph riding lawnmower through a bonfire when I was 15. -Having a dude bust in on my friend's party with a gun, and I stood up to him... which turned into an "Oh shit cuz, I had the wrong house... My b.." (house was a duplex, dude next door skipped town on him or whatever) when I was 16. -Mudding a streetbike and actually getting shot, for real. It was just a .22 and the bullet grazed my side 6 drunken muddy band-aids later, all was well... I was 17. -Getting shot in the right eye with an air soft gun and having to ride my streetbike 3 hours back home with one open eye the next day. 17. -7 hour float trip with inuyashaboy05[/member] and Xanatos1987[/member] . Started out sober, didn't end sober. Worst sunburn we all have ever had in our lives. 18. -Doing wheelies out front of my house in nothing but a pair of ball shorts... dumped the streetbike hard and lost the one mirror I had. 19. -Stole license plates from three of Viperslayer?[/member] 's neighbors, one being a brand new tag. 20. -Walked up to a Philly cop at Pride festival with an almost empty can of beer, and asked him where "to get more of this" as I pointed at my beer. He actually helped out me and the group of underage friends I was with. One friend was of age so she hooked us up. 20. -Had to be the fucking chauffeur for my own party, was given bad directions, ended up doing a U-turn in front of a toll plaza for the PA Turnpike entrance with 7 people in a K5 Blazer only meant to seat 5. Just turned 21. -Filled an old outside wood stove with wood and gasoline, stuck a match down in through the flue, it went kaboom as I pulled my arm up out. I was at Nautius_Maximus[/member] 's party, so a few board members can attest to this. Oh and DrPheelgood gave ma a blowjob in the vacant apartment downstairs 22. -the ONE time I was ever drunk on a boat. I drove, my stepdad had the net, my stepbrother had the fishing pole, our friend Ed had the flashlight. We were in 1-3 foot deep water in the OBX, in a 19' Trophy NOT meant for that so it kept getting stuck and I had to keep lifting the motor and backing up. Luckily it never got permanently stuck. ALL THIS for one odd looking fish that ended up being full of worms. 23. -Ripped my Mustang through a recently harvested cornfield when I was 24. I won. -Spun donuts behind my job with 4 coworkers in the Jeep with me, clipped an iced up pile of snow drift-style, cracked my back bumper. 25. -Last year was when I stole the apartment fridge with my golf cart, took Nautius_Maximus[/member] through a cornfield on the golf cart, took my friend drifting and on a 5 mile road trip on the golf cart... -This year was Nauticon... I don't even wanna get into it. -_' I left out a bunch but I figured I put enough stuff. >

Really? I've caught those fuckers by accident numerous times...

I used to frequent the oldest county fair in the world... but it's nothing but rednecks and overpriced food now.

I KNOW DAMMIT

But I found a new kind of bait... and the brand he is using is the best brand out there, and no that's TOTALLY not a biased opinion because my mom is the HACCP director of the company...

Yep, a tall dude who is permanently 12. Kinda like molarbear[/member]

I think there was an alt with different spelling or something BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

What, you haven't before?

Nah, my gf lives here and I just moved. Mochi just dreams of being in a state like this.

Cooking with it is worth it!

ME TOO!

CAU

> I'd love to take my car on a cross-country road trip so this is just much more incentive to make that happen.

Whoops. >

Take a letter.

I'd wanna not exist with you because I do NOT dance. Sasah would be with your hubby >

jizz donuts

WTF no cold cuts?

I had a beer while cooking... about to grab a shot. I did nothing but food shopped and some wiring to my car... and soaked in the pool. Also a great sunday!

I'm holding up a glass of wine to that! :brownbottle:

Always with wine... unless its a cheesesteak.

hanks! I was too lazy to make bacon and I had a pack of bacon bits that were almost expired... why not? >

Oh, it's bangin'. I used local shaved beef, diced up a sweet onion, a bunch of cheddar cheese, bacon bits, and black pepper. Simple and GOOD. Woulda used diced green bell pepper but my stomach already hates me enough. S: