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Rogue_Alphonse

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  1. It's just down to Meo. They win.
  2. Grow weed erryday
  3. I'd tap that... I mean, I did fuck a girl aaallllllmost as dark but her face wasn't as pretty
  4. All over someone's face.
  5. the Gopher. :fap:
  6. If an auto play video is annoying you, report it and I will gladly remove the auto play feature. (Except when I'm on mobile, like right now... because it's a pain in the ass)
  7. All of the properties I have worked at contracted out carpet installers. Fuck that, I like my back and knees.
  8. This thought went through my head.
  9. One beer in, so sober.
  10. Waiting on Nautius_Maximus[/member] to get here to help me carry it downstairs... because its about 7'x3.5' Even he doesn't know what I bought yet. >
  11. Funny, I'm more sober than Forrest Gump in the 5th grade right now... Just remember... my last sig was me doing a burnout.
  12. Can you even drive a manual? Double-clutch? Two-step? Rolling burnout? Rev-match?
  13. Rogue_Alphonse

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    Yep Yep! For the time being I am in RI. Next stop DE in a few years.
  14. You know, you get more out of it if you strip it rather than burn it.
  15. And then they'll cuff his ass for creepin on the girls there >
  16. I made it, therefore it is.
  17. Rogue_Alphonse

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    Since May >_>
  18. My gf owns an 04 Nissan and it is a raging pile of shit like ALL Nissans are... actually I just pulled this out of the blower fan today. That WAS the cabin filter. Meanwhile the Mustang I have... well, everything works great in it. and it's 25 years older :it: Plus it has heated seats and legit twice the horsepower of that shitty 2001 Altima in your mom's name.
  19. Altimas were never anything. I mean, rappers in the 90's were all about that D-Max... as in maxima. My car walks all over Altimas. Hell, my 1998 Grand Cherokee was faster than my buddy's '95 Altima... AND it cornered better. Plus I had heated seats and mirrors... and more room for chicks :it: But nothing beats having the top down and 3 girls dancing in your Mustang as you cruise up the Boulevard through Northeast Philly. - true story, ended in a hotel party
  20. I have an irregular heartbeat, so lots of things... or nothing at all can make my heart skip a beat.
  21. If I am spending that money I am buying a GT350R. And you can't afford one either. :it: Actually, your status is: you have no car. I currently have a Mustang GT convertible.
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