Normally, I carry a loaded gun and a switchblade because I happen to end up in bad areas of cities and such.
I won't need anything but minimal effort and a fist to deal with you.
And no, I don't mean your closeted fetish.
If an auto play video is annoying you, report it and I will gladly remove the auto play feature. (Except when I'm on mobile, like right now... because it's a pain in the ass)