REALLY?!
I was in the same type of outfit all day today.
To be exact, off-white khaki "dad shorts" that still covered the knees, and a tight black FMA shirt with outlines of Ed and Al.
Normally, I carry a loaded gun and a switchblade because I happen to end up in bad areas of cities and such.
I won't need anything but minimal effort and a fist to deal with you.
And no, I don't mean your closeted fetish.