Rogue_Alphonse

Especially this one.

@NekoChan Not a previous board member. I've done it again. :3

You need a jeep! (Or a set of Bridgestone Blizzaks)

They did. It didn't work. I've come to realize that the spectator sport is football FANS now.

Or a sou rpuss.

The best American cheese ever created, sharp cheddar, mild cheddar, Provolone, Parmesan, Munster which I can't eat because I am an idiot, and I think a can of Easy Cheez, currently.

Yet.

Traps

I did it once and it was horrible, so i instead got my gf to start eating meat.

I like John F. Martin Cheese Franks the most, because they have chunks of cheddar cheese ground up with the meat. Plus, all of their franks have bacon in the meat as well.

Well, I can work on any car, I am a carpenter, I can build, I can fix appliances, I am innovative, I can work on guns, I can shoot guns, I can butcher animals, I can manage people, I can be assertive, I am good in bed, and i give a shit when need be. You tell me.

The real ghostrek is up there, waiting.

I'll pursue this.

I know the feels. Plus I wake up horny like 8 times during all of it

WITH MAH DICK

Can we cybersex?

No, I just end up like that. Room full of people? I end up in the fucking middle.

I bet his voice would get very raspy.

and call it Lucille.

I have gotten those before, if there is not enough light behind me when I use the computer.

I never feel refreshed when I sleep for a long time

Go eat more tide pods. A whole container.

I'd love to rip a Javelin around a race track, so i'd be good at that too.