Rogue_Alphonse

Fuck yes.

Hey, considering I was asked to be an XTube star, fuck it.

Correct

and it still starts right up. What's not nice is trying to move a light car with bald rear tires and more torque than a new Focus RS on cement with a shoveled-snow coating. Slowly release clutch at idle and INSTANT spinning.

He's a masculine bottom..? He's like a thicker Vietnamese (I think) George Takei. Kind of.

B&

Supposed to have started at midnight. It's almost 4 and still nothing.

Bf is a trap, and also enjoys animu X3 and he has been on the discord chat

It would be, but I am a lucky guy

and my girlfriend likes him uwu

That's two completely different spectrums. Gay sex isn't always painful.

Hell. yes.

First, you complain about not getting a girl on Tinder. Then, you complain about finding a girl on Tinder. MAKE UP YO MIND

Oh no, if I was more sober it probably would have happened. Not completely sober, though.

I was EXTREMELY drunk and blitzed out of my mind and i didn't want it but I let it happen and then realized after I got hard that I was way too high and he understood why I stopped him hahaha

Yer damn right

Oh i TOTALLY would with you babe <3

It's tempting. I mean, apparently my dicc would be good for that. Somehow.

He's very popular, actually. I might just to be a star on his game show at Nauticon >.>

MUMBO. Let it go.

I... I know

This guy wants to see me naked and have sex.. with him. It's the same guy who tried to blow me in my own hotel bathroom

I really do have a guy who wants me to do that. I have reached slut level 1000 folks.

There was no turning down.

Things that occoured: I slept 3 hours on Friday night, 3 hours Saturday night, was drunk the entire rest of it. I sold $530 in cups, out of a bathroom in the suite the Barfleet party was at, while being fed booze and having a furry trans girl hang out with me in there. Another staff member and I stole a whole water cooler, and then returned just the cooler and kept the jug. In front of a bunch of people and even took it on the elevator. I gave out MANY F.U.C.K.s. to give. Someone tried to blow me in my own bathroom while @Nautius_Maximus puked in a trash can in the other room. It landed me a spot on Match Game at Nauticon! I walked to the liquor store Saturday AND Sunday. Both trips took 45 minutes. The liquor was not for me.