Rogue_Alphonse

Hi Viper.

I was told to watch my back, that's how included I am. Luckily I have many different means of defense against suckers who threaten me that way.

Make me.

But I'm telling.

Maybe you shouldn't have bought that 5th then.

Not just IB trolls though.

Why. AC is a lost cause...

I'll come in a variety of your holes...

I had to cut at least one side of lathe and plaster, but I stripped the entire wall because fuck that. The wiring as it came up through THAT wall into the kitchen went from 1920's knob-and-tube, 1950's 14ga cloth-wrapped wire with no ground, to 1970's 12ga wire. And the fuse it ALL (the apartment bedroom, kitchen, and bathroom vanity) was connected to, also powered 4 lights and 5 other outlets.... and the house had no furnace for 30 years. I can pull the fuse and the shit stays on.

I guess when the house was wired in the 1930's, and an addition was added in the 1950's, and renovations to make the two-part duplex into a giant house with a small inlaw's suite (which is said bathroom I wired up today), and even when my uncle lived in there from the 80's on up to 2015... the only real "electric" in there was a wire that ran from the kitchen light beside it with the switch removed and the wires tied together, across that ceiling, part way down the wall, into the bathroom, and connected to a medicine cabinet with a built in light and one receptacle from the 70's. All that fresh new wiring... new boxes, switches, GFCI, and (soon to be) vanity light, as well as a vent fan with light... connected to a fuse panel from I am guessing the 1950's. That'll be upgraded soon too, at least. Thankfully I was able to find an unused fuse IN that panel...

WHO HURT YOU

Twice in the same fucking year

I take the meat back with me for my own benefit and end up giving half of the bacon and scrapple away to friends who like salivate at the thought of my meat

I like soft carpet in bedrooms, but I'm all about that hardwood floor life. I'll even settle for Pergo... except in bathrooms, I like tile or vinyl planks that look like hardwood. Most of the floors I have installed though, were in houses that had settled majorly and/or the owner was on a budget, so I have become accustomed to Pergo. Concrete is actually becoming popular, both for floors and counter tops.

Every time I go back up to New England, I smuggle local meat and cheese products back up - Stuff I can't get. I'm a meatbootlegger.

I was a carpenter and painter all last year, but my boss was shady and unreliable so I've been back to doing contracting work here and there...

The one I always carry is a Taurus Millennium G2 .9mm My nickel plated Smith & Wesson 39-2 is my "nice" .9mm And I bought a Remington 870 12-gauge years ago that my stepdad just keeps in his gun cabinet because, let's face it, I don't hunt and he will use it more than I will. But it's technically mine I used to have a .38 revolver (I forget the brand, was old and not worth much) as well, but I was not about to pay $52 for a box of 25 .38 shorts for a gun I'd get bored with and probably never even shoot at the range and wasn't worth much. Sold it for $200.

I was 151. I also need to shave my gooch.

This name irritates me...

Shoulda made him wear a condom...

I have a brand new one at home and it's a bitch to use and it's heavy I mean, once I get the GF a Jeep, no more shoveling...no more complaints.

@Neko bought me an automatic blowing machine already though.

Just so I can fucking use it every time it snows. I live 300 miles away.. come down to visit, it snows. Good thing that 25 year old Yamaha runs better than most newer, heavier snowblowers.