Rogue_Alphonse

Every March 9th I either drink a few Mickey's or Keystone Lights to commemorate one of my best friends, whom I lost that day. I also listen to Biggie, because it was also his birthday.

I base my entire internet career on my learnings of IB.

As long as I get that $5,000 insurance claimmmm oh wait

I haven’t had mcD’s in over a year

Me. Wine makes me horny and I have just a little more than half a gallon. UwU

New England doesn't have good bacon, I'll stick to my Southeast PA roots kthx.

Beat me to it.

P A T

Honestly I'm probably tainted from all of the cigarette, exhaust, mold, paint, and dust of many sorts I have breathed in unmasked in my life. I also don't eat much for veggies.

Gamey? If only you knew my fucking diet.

Succ my ass

You guys suck for not getting this.

shares a pic of the Jeep I built when they see it out and about. The one in the center of my sig. and yes, it actually DOES go offroad.

A) I am bisexual. B) gf has a feminine dicc.

Nothing like homemade alligator gumbo. My mom killed the gator in LA, and my boss at the time was from LA so she whipped some up. Holy. Fucking. Good. Also not to be confused with Packard's pork chops.

I saw Bouvre first. Literally.

I beat up Phillies and take his spot bouvre's dick.

My gf does that for me.

Preferably in one of the seats.

I remember all the floated threads

Shaving my balls.

The regular lights have blue LED rings around them and I can make the lights under the bar whatever color I want

That IS a way to start a fire