Rogue_Alphonse

Work all day from the minute I wake up. Come home to no power. Cook dinner. (glad it was fucking steak!) so I FINALLY get to sit down for the night, butt-ass naked because the house is hot as hell from no A/C for 4 hours... and there's a dumpster fire infestation in here. LET THE MERGING BEGIN

My planned reply was, "Pamic". While Viper's cock would be an easy fit considering I can fit my thumb in there with it giving a "thumbs up" or like... something bigger AKA my girlfriend's cock... I'd prefer the dignity of Pat's.

that screams freezer burn

Me too, depending on the ice cream. -If a manual car, I park in second or reverse and crank the parking brake. Every time. Flat ground? Second gear and E-brake. -If an automatic, I have an accidental habit of pulling/backing in, shutting the vehicle off (the key will not rotate back further than "engine off"), then putting it in park and turning the key to "off" and removing the key. -If I back in, I back up a foot or three further back than intended and then pull forward a foot or two to set the ball joints in a less stressful position. -If you are not passing someone, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE PASSING LANE. I DO. Non-car shit: -I. have. to. load. the. dishwasher. No one can tetris that bitch as well as I can. I'm always re-organizing it (if someone else actually takes the time to load it, that is.) -My shoulder strap toolbag has to be organized to a tee. as in, each tool has a designated spot. Why? Because if I am using it and it is in an out-of-sight position, I can at least reach and feel for what I need. If the tools get all mixed up, it fucks me up. -I pack for 2-day trips the entire week in advance. -if it's glass or glossy and I am expecting any company, it HAS TO BE SMUDGE FREE I have more

crappy-ish seats apparently.

Did you clean and prime the cabinets first? Nicotine bleeds through paint like water on a drop ceiling.

Think back to a time when you were the reason for a certain name I had. (If you still don't get it just DM me on Discord )

Tore apart a couple cabinets from the 1950's to accommodate a larger refrigerator and over-the-range microwave, while also building a whole new cabinet next to said microwave. Also removed the old exhaust fan next to the range. Also took apart the power switch and regulator on my air compressor because it was loose - re-sealed and tightened it all back up. Also grilled up some chickens.

I am glad my tumblr can only be figured out by you. and now it's out there that I have one.

I'm seeing them with @Em7add4 (his birthmas present to me) and my gf... was not exactly "cheap".

B&

This is better

Provcologne

I mean, I can make it really boring and hide it from you

Want me to post mine? I promise it has no odd curvature!

I am so glad I have free health insurance... which I am only using for psoriasis

Which is far enough. Good job! you helped us skip the boring part!

Good Lord above! How dare I hear such insulting things!

No, not for $20.

Normal me starts with $200 every week and whatever is leftover just gets added to to start a new week with $200... hence the receipt thing. I just kind of learned to keep track of what I spent in my head, and now I'm living that broke life.

you to shut the hell up

I used to stick mine in my wallet to monitor how much cash I spent but that became painful

I stuck this in my sig out of boredom and I wanted a change-up from the Jeep pic. And yes, I had been asked about the "have a rotten day" reciept. I just never realized until now, randomly, that I was the 77th person that day.

I never keep them. Especially when I go bar hopping.