Rogue_Alphonse

Probably Mochi

FROM A SNEEZE I was trying to not sneeze and in hindsight I think that made it worse.

Free newspaper stand. Like this, but with three compartments.

My dad stole one of those newspaper things from a closed down gas station, painted it with a textured grey color, and it now works as the stereo cabinet along with other VERY waterproof storage... paper towels sit in it all winter and stay dry.

The injury happened last Saturday. I handle pain very well

I know it isn't I'm not a hypochondriac, I just like to joke exaggeratingly about it being horrible. If I was, I would have gone to the ER when I got home last Monday, not to Urgent Care 8 days after it happened

I was trying to wait it out until I sneezed and damn near passed out. For now, I have heavy duty ibuprofen. If it isn't any better in 3 days.... X-rays and oxy's!

I'm not a fan of body hair. And no, I fell climbing into an attic last week.

Let's hope a rib splintered and is impaling my lung.

Yes, there is a whole channel. Yes, I watch it with a demonic laugh.

Go do something

No, Brett.

You missed a lot.

eat shit

Hey look, Zeni is fucking wrong again!

I was busy 4 days ago.

I'm still betting Sandy has gotten more pussy than you.

I actually don't have any hard feelings, and don't care if she comes back. She needed a break.

@Em7add4 and I might participate... because he can play guitar and will be here before the 21st.

Go fuck yourself! Wait, am I doing it right?

I would, but she probably would wish death upon my future children I'll never have, again.

Can't judge a book by its cover.

Calzone: Stromboli:

Calzones are too bland.

I thought you couldn't donate blood if you've had gay sex.