Sasha and I stopped at Dunkin and because I insta-puke when I taste egg I gave her the egg patty off of my Sausage, Egg & Cheese... great way to split a breakfast samdwidgh especially since Dunkin is outrageous.
Dude I had a bird lodge itself in the lower brake cooling duct in my Mustang. That one got snagged between the truck's plastic bumper cap and the metal fender.
I am surprised no one mentioned fucking a co-worker. Or if you’re in the sort of occupation where you deal with them, tenants at the property you work at.
Or like... retail? Do people fuck customers in the dressing rooms still?