Rogue_Alphonse

Genital vore. Because Mmmmm being trapped in someone's nutsack.

Please share with us the video of you throwing a chair.

My dad and I were high and as he annoyingly sifted through sports channels he stumbled across professional cornholing and at first it was bust-gut hilarious but within 5 minutes we were fucking INTO IT. God dammit.

This thread is unbearable.

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K_N's Lungs: The Colonial Era. 'Twas a filthy bloodbath but we got through.

Not yet, but eventually I'd like to. Even if I hear it sucks which so far, I have heard otherwise.

OH NO 500

I like to take advantage of what's laid out in front of me to the fullest of my abilities.

Why not fresh squeezed pussy?

Well at least when there is a bad storm at night and it goes out we have a front row seat when they show up to fix the transformer. I've watched it be replaced twice, and I have seen many a "KABOOM" when they first tried the fuse before deeming it needing replaced. Also the whole process is eerie to watch.

I might have to bust out my favorite spring time drink!

I don’t know why I decided to start sifting through... Something is wrong with me

The township here likes to replace water mains and transformers at like 6am, both of which have been done 15 feet from my bedroom window. It’s a treat. Oh, and the transformer blows up every 4-6 months because they are too stupid to trim the tree branches away.

LIGHTNING BALLS

Better take care of that before your cum starts to get pulpy and your teeth turn into mayonnaise

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Maaaaaaybe 😏

I bet it has more users than Zune.

Hm. Good point. But does my memory of the future go back with me?

I'D LOVE TO BUT I'D BE LONELY AGAIN

It does, but the heat is more evenly displaced and it's also pretty easy to clean.

I DUNNO BUT I HATE IT