AnimationFan14 Posted May 6, 2017 Posted May 6, 2017 Fifty years have passed, but I do not age. Time has lost its effect on me. Yet the suffering continues. Aku's grasp chokes the past, present, and future. Hope is lost. Got to get back—back to the past. Samurai Jack Episode "XCIX" ( Sea 5, Ep. 8 ) Toonami Airdate: Saturday night May 6th, 2017 at 11:00pm Directed by: Genndy Tartakovsky Written and storyboarded by: Bryan Andrews and Genndy Tartakovsky Story by: Darrick Bachman, Bryan Andrews, and Genndy Tartakovsky Last time on Samurai Jack: Jack recounted to Ashi the circumstances surrounding the loss of his sword. He fought Aku atop a mountain at the last time portal in existence when Aku destroyed the portal. Angrily, Jack fought and killed three innocent goats transformed into monsters by Aku. Traumatized after killing living creatures, Jack dropped his mystical sword which fell into a deep pit. In the present, Jack and Ashi returned to the mountain, but they cannot find the sword. Jack realized that the sword abandoned him because of his consuming anger. As Jack meditates to determine its whereabouts, Ashi kept watch over him. She slaughters an army of soldiers trying to kill him, and foils a sneak attack by her mother the High Priestess, killing her with an arrow. Jack's meditations take him on an astral journey to an old monk, who tells him after a tea ceremony that he has lost his sense of spiritual balance. Relinquishing his anger, Jack regains that balance and is transported to a heavenly realm where the gods (Ra, Rama and Odin) give him his sword, samurai robes, and a "shave and a haircut" that restore his appearance from the original series. Jack returns to the material world, and he and Ashi set out to confront Aku. Jack's sword is back, Jack's look is back, and tonight Samurai Jack is back with a brand new premiere episode So join us for all of Samurai Jack's twists and turns Only On Toonami
mochi Posted May 7, 2017 Posted May 7, 2017 had two shots of Tequila Ironically the only day this week I was not drunk was Cinco De Mayo
The1gairon Posted May 7, 2017 Posted May 7, 2017 GOO JAH! I forgot to post this earlier today again. HERE WE GO!!!
Meilag32 Posted May 7, 2017 Posted May 7, 2017 So judging from the commercials, this episode seems to be inspired by Alien or something: Jack and Ashi flee from an unknown horror in some technological complex.
Meilag32 Posted May 7, 2017 Posted May 7, 2017 With the exception of the meteors, it begins eerily similar to The Thing.
The1gairon Posted May 7, 2017 Posted May 7, 2017 Seeing Classic!Jack in new episodes, that ISN"T in an illusion or flashback, is WEIRD.
DangerMouse Posted May 7, 2017 Posted May 7, 2017 This is like that scene in Captain America in the elevator. Well, other than the forced sexual tension lol.
mochi Posted May 7, 2017 Posted May 7, 2017 Jman must've written this episode , since he wanted them together so badly
AnimationFan14 Posted May 7, 2017 Author Posted May 7, 2017 You could have cut the sexual tension with a sword
DangerMouse Posted May 7, 2017 Posted May 7, 2017 If it was just Jack you'd have no shot, now you really have no shot. LOL, the others just waiting in the background like a Dynasty Warriors game.
Meilag32 Posted May 7, 2017 Posted May 7, 2017 Why did they both look downward? Was Jack sportin' a boner?
Meilag32 Posted May 7, 2017 Posted May 7, 2017 Jman must've written this episode , since he wanted them together so badly Oh, I'm sure Rule 34 got a hold of that pairing real quick.
DangerMouse Posted May 7, 2017 Posted May 7, 2017 Why did they both look downward? Was Jack sportin' a boner? Just his sword
AnimationFan14 Posted May 7, 2017 Author Posted May 7, 2017 Jack "I don't know what this place is but it's very big" Ashi "Jack have you never had sex before"
Meilag32 Posted May 7, 2017 Posted May 7, 2017 Sucking out poison doesn't work in real life. The bloodstream carries the poison along too quickly. Also, does that count as their first kiss?
DangerMouse Posted May 7, 2017 Posted May 7, 2017 LOL Jack Already that quickly defensive and going that far.
The1gairon Posted May 7, 2017 Posted May 7, 2017 "I'm better now you can stop sucking my leg to get the leech juice out." "....rrrright. Getting the leech juice out..."
mochi Posted May 7, 2017 Posted May 7, 2017 Jack "I don't know what this place is but it's very big" Ashi "Jack have you never had sex before" Ashi and her Sisters didn't even know what Love was when Jack fought them (the were afraid of the mated deer couple)
AnimationFan14 Posted May 7, 2017 Author Posted May 7, 2017 "I'm better now you can stop sucking my leg to get the leech juice out." "....rrrright. Getting the leech juice out..." "Jack there was no leach poison in my neck, you don't have to suck there"
mochi Posted May 7, 2017 Posted May 7, 2017 Sucking out poison doesn't work in real life. The bloodstream carries the poison along too quickly. Also, does that count as their first kiss? I was gonna say in real life an anti-venom or hospital is the only way to not die if you get bitten by something venomous
DangerMouse Posted May 7, 2017 Posted May 7, 2017 I was gonna say in real life an anti-venom or hospital is the only way to not die if you get bitten by something venomous And running like she's fine too.
The1gairon Posted May 7, 2017 Posted May 7, 2017 Can someone get this troll to stop LEECHING off of me?
OwlChemist81 Posted May 7, 2017 Posted May 7, 2017 Sucking out poison doesn't work in real life. The bloodstream carries the poison along too quickly. Also, does that count as their first kiss? Actually, yes it can with VENOM. The thing about venom is it's poisonous in the bloodstream, but not in the mouth or digestive system. Oh man, it's a SHIT TON of those leeches!
Meilag32 Posted May 7, 2017 Posted May 7, 2017 So the leeches combine together to create one body? Just like the Mimicry Marcus' made up of leeches in Resident Evil Zero!
ben0119 Posted May 7, 2017 Posted May 7, 2017 What's this? A VCR spaceship? Nasty alien food. Uh-oh, lots of watermelon cats on the giant camel. Jack and Ashi getting crowded in. "Something's poking me!" Was that innuendo? Oh no what is this lovey dovey music. Of course they're working for Aku. Odd that none of this romantic stuff happened before now. Probably helps that neither one of them are crazy anymore. Not sure it's a good idea to suck out poison if you don't know what it is. It could infect you from just touching to your skin, nevermind the inside of your mouth where it can absorb directly into your bloodstream.
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