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Not quite, but I thought that title would get your attention....

 

I just randomly ran across some info about The Sacred Band of Thebes...300 warriors made up of 150 male couples....it's even funnier that there was 300 of them 'cause they were beating the crap out of Spartan armies  :D

 

where is their movie?

 

also, why am I just hearing of this now mochi[/member] ? This is great pr

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sacred_Band_of_Thebes#Formation

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yea. I'd like to see this movie be made too. I'd make all homophobes watch it and tell them these are the people we're sending after them

 

at least have all the "no gays in the army" guys watch it.....just have them be all  whut

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The spartans were more famous because they resisted alexander the great, who totally annihilated the sacred band of thebes. That's not to say Alexander could not have conquered them, but he chose not to, needing his forces to conquer Persia. Pyrrhus a relative of Alexander who lived some time after did try to invade sparta, but was killed by a woman who threw a heavy roof tile at him from height.  Later the Spartans were conquered by rome because they weren't actually crazy one man army supermen like they are depicted as being. They were also really conservative and their military tactics were horribly outclassed by the roman legions by the time they arrived.

 

The Spartans were also eugenicists, and had a policy of slave labor that inspired the Nazis. Basically the helots, (the spartan slave class) would have been much better off had the Persians conquered Greece. They were actually quite enlightened empire builders who granted various rights to client kingdoms, including freedom of worship.

 

So basically, thebans good, Persians good, Pyrrhus unlucky, Romans good, Spartans kind of over rated assholes.

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"each pair consisting of an older erastês (ἐραστής, "lover") and a younger erômenos (ἐρώμενος, "beloved")."

 

Figures. Pederasty generally isn't considered good pr.

there you go again calling Gay historical figures pedophiles :|
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The spartans were more famous because they resisted alexander the great, who totally annihilated the sacred band of thebes. That's not to say Alexander could not have conquered them, but he chose not to, needing his forces to conquer Persia. Pyrrhus a relative of Alexander who lived some time after did try to invade sparta, but was killed by a woman who threw a heavy roof tile at him from height.  Later the Spartans were conquered by rome because they weren't actually crazy one man army supermen like they are depicted as being. They were also really conservative and their military tactics were horribly outclassed by the roman legions by the time they arrived.

 

The Spartans were also eugenicists, and had a policy of slave labor that inspired the Nazis. Basically the helots, (the spartan slave class) would have been much better off had the Persians conquered Greece. They were actually quite enlightened empire builders who granted various rights to client kingdoms, including freedom of worship.

 

So basically, thebans good, Persians good, Pyrrhus unlucky, Romans good, Spartans kind of over rated assholes.

 

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someone could still pick up their teachings. druids have been gone a long time but some people are still into runes and shit. and most homophobes think the earth is only 1,000 years old or some shit. you can tell 'em anything

frankly I wish a gay army would rise up and wipe out all the homophobia in modern times but I doubt that's gonna happen
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the spartans were actually evil, the Thebans were good, as Giuliano explained

 

 

history rewards the wicked and erases the good

 

well that's an over simplification, the thebans were good to thebans and about as good as any Hellenic city state really. shit if you are a foreigner or a woman but pretty nice as a male citizen.

 

It wasn't until the romans introduced the idea of citizenship being granted to foreigners that everyone could aspire to be protected by the rights of the state. Still far from perfect but it was a step up. The persians as far as I am aware didn't give a flying fuck whether you were a citizen or not, if they even had the concept, subjects of the shahenshah would be more accurate.

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there you go again calling Gay historical figures pedophiles :|

 

I never did. Pederasty =/= pedophilia, in the strictest sense of the words. I'm not even gonna bother explaining anything because you can't see anything past the lens of the contemporary social climate.

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y'know, I thought this was a funny little historic detail we could all laugh about...guess not >.>

if you hadn't called me out if would've been

 

you've been here long enough to know better than to mention my name in relation to anything gay :|

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I never did. Pederasty =/= pedophilia, in the strictest sense of the words. I'm not even gonna bother explaining anything because you can't see anything past the lens of the contemporary social climate.

the article also says members joined at 20 and retired at 30

 

so you should probably

 

 

about them being pederasts

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if you hadn't called me out if would've been

 

you've been here long enough to know better than to mention my name in relation to anything gay :|

 

I actually thought you'd get a kick out of this....I didn't see anything negative to trigger you....but yeah, you're right, my fault

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