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Fast the entire day, as in a true dry fast with no liquids either. No substances, you must remain sober. Watch the entire 7 hour movie of Sátántangó twice in a row. You may only use the bathroom before the movie or after the movie, not during it. Try to get deeply engrossed in the movie so you can cry, and only that be used to tease your actual thirst. And no masturbating, most importantly.

And only then can you feel a fraction of the pain of Palestinians.

And I am dead serious.

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TIL that the author of Satantango won the Nobel Prize in literature just this year. And our president was complaining about not getting the Nobel Peace Prize over Palestine. This is a rather uncanny coincidence . . . and now I'm actually interested in Santantango.

I just made this thread much more interesting. You're welcome.

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Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, Insipid said:

. . . and now I'm actually interested in Santantango.

Oh, of course not. Well thanks.

If I wanted to watch 7 hours about citizens of the former Soviet Union suffering under the fall of communism, I'd rewatch Trauma Zone

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2 minutes ago, Still Me said:

I like Irish pubs. Go there, catch a hockey game. I have one near me that serves a fucking amazing lamb shank…

There's two Irish pubs very close to my house but I've never been to either one. I've also never seen a hockey game. Hmm. HNMMMM. This sounds so crazy I just might do it. Like a lonely old man type of birthday. Sounds perfect for me. 

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12 hours ago, Noob said:

There's two Irish pubs very close to my house but I've never been to either one. I've also never seen a hockey game. Hmm. HNMMMM. This sounds so crazy I just might do it. Like a lonely old man type of birthday. Sounds perfect for me. 

Do it!! 

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8 hours ago, Still Me said:

Do it!! 

Gonna be honest with you, these don't even sound like real teams. The...Kraken? Imma root for them. 

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4 minutes ago, Noob said:

It just sounds so generic!

"Here they come, the...the Stars"

Fun fact, Pantera were huge stars fan, and they gave the stars a custom song for when they hit the ice 

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13 minutes ago, Still Me said:

Fun fact, Pantera were huge stars fan, and they gave the stars a custom song for when they hit the ice 

Well, Phil Anselmo is a Nazi so imma root against your team. I'm riding with either Mammoth or Kraken, I like those names. 

"Dallas" with all that emerald green reminds me of this song and the cover of the album it's on 

 

 

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Emerald, not lime green
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28 minutes ago, Noob said:

Well, Phil Anselmo is a Nazi so imma root against your team. I'm riding with either Mammoth or Kraken, I like those names. 

"Dallas" with all that emerald green reminds me of this song and the cover of the album it's on 

 

 

🤣mammoth are a brand new team. Used to be called the Utah hockey club. Isn’t Utah we’re all the Mormons are?

seattle is ok, but they struggle at goal tending 

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5 minutes ago, Still Me said:

Used to be called the Utah hockey club

Well their old name was horrible that's such a 1920s ass Mormon team name (no idea how old hockey is" but at least they did the right thing by rebranding in a pretty badass way. Mammoth is so much better than The Mammoths too. It's like they're a force of nature, emphasizing teamwork & solidarity 

I'm still with Kraken, but this should be the Finals matchup. I'd watch Mammoth vs Kraken for the Stanley

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6 minutes ago, Still Me said:

seattle is ok, but they struggle at goal tending

Hm, that sounds like the one thing Kraken should be good at if nothing else. All those arms. I'll have to check Mammoth's tusk stats for this season, maybe I do want to go the other way here and wooly down. 

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38 minutes ago, Noob said:

Well their old name was horrible that's such a 1920s ass Mormon team name (no idea how old hockey is" but at least they did the right thing by rebranding in a pretty badass way. Mammoth is so much better than The Mammoths too. It's like they're a force of nature, emphasizing teamwork & solidarity 

I'm still with Kraken, but this should be the Finals matchup. I'd watch Mammoth vs Kraken for the Stanley

lol that won’t happen

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1 minute ago, discolé monade said:

he turned 8 today. 

OH lol I thought you meant it was your granny's bday. Well happy bday to the little crab, may he scuttle safely across the sand and sea for many more. 

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