Noob Posted Thursday at 07:16 PM Posted Thursday at 07:16 PM It's coming up in a little while and idk how to celebrate/mourn the aging process. Unserious answers only. Quote
Insipid Posted Thursday at 07:43 PM Posted Thursday at 07:43 PM Fast the entire day, as in a true dry fast with no liquids either. No substances, you must remain sober. Watch the entire 7 hour movie of Sátántangó twice in a row. You may only use the bathroom before the movie or after the movie, not during it. Try to get deeply engrossed in the movie so you can cry, and only that be used to tease your actual thirst. And no masturbating, most importantly. And only then can you feel a fraction of the pain of Palestinians. And I am dead serious. 3 Quote
Insipid Posted Thursday at 08:06 PM Posted Thursday at 08:06 PM TIL that the author of Satantango won the Nobel Prize in literature just this year. And our president was complaining about not getting the Nobel Peace Prize over Palestine. This is a rather uncanny coincidence . . . and now I'm actually interested in Santantango. I just made this thread much more interesting. You're welcome. 2 3 Quote
Noob Posted Thursday at 08:47 PM Author Posted Thursday at 08:47 PM 1 hour ago, Insipid said: Sátántangó Have you seen it? Quote
Noob Posted Thursday at 08:49 PM Author Posted Thursday at 08:49 PM (edited) 1 hour ago, Insipid said: . . . and now I'm actually interested in Santantango. Oh, of course not. Well thanks. If I wanted to watch 7 hours about citizens of the former Soviet Union suffering under the fall of communism, I'd rewatch Trauma Zone Edited Thursday at 09:41 PM by Noob Quote
Insipid Posted Thursday at 09:00 PM Posted Thursday at 09:00 PM I chose it cause I knew it was 7 hours long and depressing, not because of the critique of communism. But I am totally fine if that's how you want to interpret it. 1 2 Quote
Real_AirCooledGirl Posted Friday at 02:22 AM Posted Friday at 02:22 AM Smoke some weed and do whatever you want. It's YOUR day, YOUR spirit formation journey anniversary. 1 Quote
naraku360 Posted Friday at 05:27 PM Posted Friday at 05:27 PM 22 hours ago, Noob said: What should I do for my birthday? Yo momma. 2 2 Quote
naraku360 Posted Friday at 06:35 PM Posted Friday at 06:35 PM 1 hour ago, André Toulon said: grow up My suggestion is far more likely. 2 Quote
Still Me Posted Sunday at 03:20 AM Posted Sunday at 03:20 AM I like Irish pubs. Go there, catch a hockey game. I have one near me that serves a fucking amazing lamb shank… Quote
Noob Posted Sunday at 03:24 AM Author Posted Sunday at 03:24 AM 2 minutes ago, Still Me said: I like Irish pubs. Go there, catch a hockey game. I have one near me that serves a fucking amazing lamb shank… There's two Irish pubs very close to my house but I've never been to either one. I've also never seen a hockey game. Hmm. HNMMMM. This sounds so crazy I just might do it. Like a lonely old man type of birthday. Sounds perfect for me. Quote
Still Me Posted Sunday at 04:21 PM Posted Sunday at 04:21 PM 12 hours ago, Noob said: There's two Irish pubs very close to my house but I've never been to either one. I've also never seen a hockey game. Hmm. HNMMMM. This sounds so crazy I just might do it. Like a lonely old man type of birthday. Sounds perfect for me. Do it!! 1 Quote
Noob Posted Monday at 12:31 AM Author Posted Monday at 12:31 AM 8 hours ago, Still Me said: Do it!! Gonna be honest with you, these don't even sound like real teams. The...Kraken? Imma root for them. Quote
discolé monade Posted Monday at 12:32 AM Posted Monday at 12:32 AM is today your birthday? it's my grans b'day. 8. 2 Quote
Noob Posted Monday at 12:34 AM Author Posted Monday at 12:34 AM 1 minute ago, discolé monade said: is today your birthday? it's my grans b'day. 8. Soon. What does 8 mean? 1 Quote
Still Me Posted Monday at 12:43 AM Posted Monday at 12:43 AM 12 minutes ago, Noob said: Gonna be honest with you, these don't even sound like real teams. The...Kraken? Imma root for them. As a stars fan I am hurt 1 Quote
Noob Posted Monday at 12:52 AM Author Posted Monday at 12:52 AM 7 minutes ago, Still Me said: As a stars fan I am hurt It just sounds so generic! "Here they come, the...the Stars" Quote
Still Me Posted Monday at 12:57 AM Posted Monday at 12:57 AM 4 minutes ago, Noob said: It just sounds so generic! "Here they come, the...the Stars" Fun fact, Pantera were huge stars fan, and they gave the stars a custom song for when they hit the ice 1 Quote
Noob Posted Monday at 01:10 AM Author Posted Monday at 01:10 AM (edited) 13 minutes ago, Still Me said: Fun fact, Pantera were huge stars fan, and they gave the stars a custom song for when they hit the ice Well, Phil Anselmo is a Nazi so imma root against your team. I'm riding with either Mammoth or Kraken, I like those names. "Dallas" with all that emerald green reminds me of this song and the cover of the album it's on Edited Monday at 01:11 AM by Noob Emerald, not lime green Quote
Still Me Posted Monday at 01:41 AM Posted Monday at 01:41 AM 28 minutes ago, Noob said: Well, Phil Anselmo is a Nazi so imma root against your team. I'm riding with either Mammoth or Kraken, I like those names. "Dallas" with all that emerald green reminds me of this song and the cover of the album it's on 🤣mammoth are a brand new team. Used to be called the Utah hockey club. Isn’t Utah we’re all the Mormons are? seattle is ok, but they struggle at goal tending 1 Quote
Noob Posted Monday at 01:46 AM Author Posted Monday at 01:46 AM (edited) 5 minutes ago, Still Me said: Used to be called the Utah hockey club Well their old name was horrible that's such a 1920s ass Mormon team name (no idea how old hockey is" but at least they did the right thing by rebranding in a pretty badass way. Mammoth is so much better than The Mammoths too. It's like they're a force of nature, emphasizing teamwork & solidarity I'm still with Kraken, but this should be the Finals matchup. I'd watch Mammoth vs Kraken for the Stanley Edited Monday at 01:47 AM by Noob Quote
Noob Posted Monday at 01:49 AM Author Posted Monday at 01:49 AM 6 minutes ago, Still Me said: seattle is ok, but they struggle at goal tending Hm, that sounds like the one thing Kraken should be good at if nothing else. All those arms. I'll have to check Mammoth's tusk stats for this season, maybe I do want to go the other way here and wooly down. Quote
Still Me Posted Monday at 02:26 AM Posted Monday at 02:26 AM 38 minutes ago, Noob said: Well their old name was horrible that's such a 1920s ass Mormon team name (no idea how old hockey is" but at least they did the right thing by rebranding in a pretty badass way. Mammoth is so much better than The Mammoths too. It's like they're a force of nature, emphasizing teamwork & solidarity I'm still with Kraken, but this should be the Finals matchup. I'd watch Mammoth vs Kraken for the Stanley lol that won’t happen 1 1 Quote
discolé monade Posted Monday at 02:48 AM Posted Monday at 02:48 AM 2 hours ago, Noob said: Soon. What does 8 mean? he turned 8 today. 1 Quote
Noob Posted Monday at 02:52 AM Author Posted Monday at 02:52 AM 1 minute ago, discolé monade said: he turned 8 today. OH lol I thought you meant it was your granny's bday. Well happy bday to the little crab, may he scuttle safely across the sand and sea for many more. 1 Quote
discolé monade Posted Monday at 05:28 AM Posted Monday at 05:28 AM that was actually cute. little crab, scuttle across the sand...super cute. 1 Quote
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