What should I do for my birthday?

[Noob]

It's coming up in a little while and idk how to celebrate/mourn the aging process. 

Unserious answers only. 

[Insipid]

Fast the entire day, as in a true dry fast with no liquids either. No substances, you must remain sober. Watch the entire 7 hour movie of Sátántangó twice in a row. You may only use the bathroom before the movie or after the movie, not during it. Try to get deeply engrossed in the movie so you can cry, and only that be used to tease your actual thirst. And no masturbating, most importantly.

And only then can you feel a fraction of the pain of Palestinians.

And I am dead serious.

[Insipid]

TIL that the author of Satantango won the Nobel Prize in literature just this year. And our president was complaining about not getting the Nobel Peace Prize over Palestine. This is a rather uncanny coincidence . . . and now I'm actually interested in Santantango.

I just made this thread much more interesting. You're welcome.

[Noob]

1 hour ago, Insipid said:

Sátántangó

Have you seen it?

[Noob]

1 hour ago, Insipid said:

. . . and now I'm actually interested in Santantango.

Oh, of course not. Well thanks.

If I wanted to watch 7 hours about citizens of the former Soviet Union suffering under the fall of communism, I'd rewatch Trauma Zone

Edited 1 hour ago by Noob

[Insipid]

I chose it cause I knew it was 7 hours long and depressing, not because of the critique of communism. But I am totally fine if that's how you want to interpret it.