Hey guys! Wouldn’t it be cool if we just individually made 25 fucking threads within the span of two days?

[André Toulon]

2 hours ago, [classic swim] said:

 

I feel like if you didn't scream, he was down to chat more 🤣

[[classic swim]]

1 minute ago, André Toulon said:

I feel like if you didn't scream, he was down to chat more 🤣

I wanted to fight with a guy on the phone but if someone sounds chill I’m just like “damnit, I can’t be mean to this guy...” I felt sorry for the American Dairy gal too.

[scoobdog]

1 hour ago, [classic swim] said:

Can she smell the back of your ears?

I can…. from the other side of my screen.

[scoobdog]

22 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

That's not a barber.   She's unemployed.

Well yeah, you are technically unemployed and you apparently are really bad at shaving your own head.

[1pooh4u]

9 minutes ago, [classic swim] said:

Oh, she “runs the clippers” but she’s not there anymore and two places are gone? You’re just scared...

She goes by “runswithscissors” on instagram 

[André Toulon]

5 hours ago, 1pooh4u said:

Dude smokes Crown menthols. 

The saddest thing about this is when you go through the trouble to buy stolen goods off the street, you're usually getting a name brand....who in tf is risking jail for crowns.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

1 hour ago, André Toulon said:

The saddest thing about this is when you go through the trouble to buy stolen goods off the street, you're usually getting a name brand....who in tf is risking jail for crowns.

Because they're not stolen?

[1pooh4u]

1 hour ago, André Toulon said:

The saddest thing about this is when you go through the trouble to buy stolen goods off the street, you're usually getting a name brand....who in tf is risking jail for crowns.

In jail a mfer will knock a person out if they hand them a crown menthol. Some people live so dangerously 😆

[Mode 7]

Elon Must strikes again

[André Toulon]

19 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Because they're not stolen?

Interesting.

Tell me, how is he acquiring cigarettes that he sells to you for cheaper than a store.  

[André Toulon]

7 minutes ago, Mode 7 said:

Elon Must strikes again

How good are those...do you have any. I kinda like candles but don't like going in bath and body works. They bully you worse than car salemen

[Mode 7]

4 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

How good are those...do you have any. I kinda like candles but don't like going in bath and body works. They bully you worse than car salemen

I don't have any, I stopped using scented candles years ago I'm strictly a febreze plug in guy

[discolé monade]

7 hours ago, 1pooh4u said:

His cat was the one doing the shaving and cutting. Dude smokes Crown menthols. He ain’t paying a barber to do his hair 

now damnit pooh. we've heard the tales of the trusted taylor, cobbler, and silversmith...how DARE you think he does not still hold a spot, on the 3rd shelf of the local barbershop,  with his shaving cup in tact. 

[discolé monade]

20 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

How good are those...do you have any. I kinda like candles but don't like going in bath and body works. They bully you worse than car salemen

chicken. 

 before you go in, LOOK AT THE OFFERS!

if you go in and THEN look, you will get swallowed in, with the lotus eaters.....and be lost to the endless sales pitches.

listen, in the upper middle of the space, you will see a display table DO NOT LOOK AT THE SHINY SOAP HOLDERS!!!  on the middle shelf you'll find candles...but your payload is in the back-it's clearly more dangerous, because now you're heading into nich endcaps and bargain bins. but if you keep your site line upward and look for brown and blue hues..that's your area. get there grab the dark blue candle and the light brown. pay and get out!

[André Toulon]

16 minutes ago, discolé monade said:

chicken. 

 before you go in, LOOK AT THE OFFERS!

if you go in and THEN look, you will get swallowed in, with the lotus eaters.....and be lost to the endless sales pitches.

listen, in the upper middle of the space, you will see a display table DO NOT LOOK AT THE SHINY SOAP HOLDERS!!!  on the middle shelf you'll find candles...but your payload is in the back-it's clearly more dangerous, because now you're heading into nich endcaps and bargain bins. but if you keep your site line upward and look for brown and blue hues..that's your area. get there grab the dark blue candle and the light brown. pay and get out!

......yeah, i just don't go. Not ready to develop a B&BW playbook.

I stocked up on Christmas tree frebreze because i love that shit too, so that's what I've gotten used to but I didn't know Dr. Squatch has candles and just wondered if they were any good. 

And I'm distracting myself until the Glass Joe of mental gymnastics comes and shits out some dumb lie that proves his smokes aren't stolen

Edited Wednesday at 02:53 AM by André Toulon

[discolé monade]

if you tiktok, you could score some dr. squatch on the cheap? i don't know. i LOVE forest pine, cedar smells. the laundry/fresh linen is nice. i need candles now that i'm looking around. i like to use incense. but candles are way more ....comforting. it's the light. 

and as you can see, i'm hoping to give you the assist you need to make this happen. 

and BTW...that playbook was ON POINT....for my b&bw up this way...

but you are welcome...none the less. 

[1pooh4u]

His proof will show, not only were those cigarettes stolen, but they were so stolen that items previously paid for are now stolen too

[1pooh4u]

You know you’re old when….you get into an argument about how to shop at Bath & Body Works 🫠

we all been there 😫

😆

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

1 hour ago, Mode 7 said:

Elon Must strikes again

Same company that wants you to smell like root beer.

[1pooh4u]

Bet root beer smells better than half the shit you probably douse on yourself before heading out the window of your hovel. 

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

12 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

Bet root beer smells better than half the shit you probably douse on yourself before heading out the window of your hovel. 

Gillette Speed Stick doesn't douse.

[[classic swim]]

Dude’s a living fungus and he’s like 

A’HYUCK h’yuck urban sprawl wearing hoodies? Well no wonder ya smell like some rotten ass eggs!

[André Toulon]

Waiting on that legality excuse

[André Toulon]

3 hours ago, discolé monade said:

 i like to use incense. 

I used to love incense...even bought this smoke waterfall with cones... but some are just too abrasive. I like just a hint of fragrance now. 

I dont tiktok but I will look up these candles later