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They wouldn't take my blood


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The friend group went to this blood drive.

I didn't even want to go. I was guilted into it.

I get there and they wouldn't take my blood. 

I ask why.

The lady said they don't take sad blood.

I told her that's not a thing.

She said it's a personal policy and I "better get my sad ass on somewhere."

Now i'm crying in the car, sadder than ever.

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I'm just kidding.

Except about the crying in the car part, but that's a regular thing I do regardless of the days events.

Actually, I gave blood and went to get drinks.

That turned out to be a bad idea, one thing led to another and now I'm at the hospital where they are, you won't  believe this, giving me my own blood.

Crazy, right?

How's your day going?

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ok, that is , and please don't be offended, but that is comedy gold. 

you give blood, recluctantly, only to have it given back. 

then only thing better is if there had been some intense debate on the reason why you need to give blood. 

also, notably, one of my favorite ep of BB

and finally, i dont' even know if i can give blood. i stopped trying after 2003-4, anthrax vaccine. i still kept getting denied.

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27 minutes ago, discolé monade said:

ok, that is , and please don't be offended, but that is comedy gold. 

you give blood, recluctantly, only to have it given back. 

then only thing better is if there had been some intense debate on the reason why you need to give blood. 

also, notably, one of my favorite ep of BB

and finally, i dont' even know if i can give blood. i stopped trying after 2003-4, anthrax vaccine. i still kept getting denied.

Why would I be offended?

This is all a joke.

I mean both this thread and life in general.

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51 minutes ago, Mode 7 said:

Who knew vampires would be so picky 

Vampires aren't real. If they were, we would know.

You have any idea how insane you would become living that long.

Insane people can't keep secrets.

Posted (edited)
35 minutes ago, discolé monade said:

 

I was googling 'Breaking Bad blood donation episode'

This makes more sense

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31 minutes ago, Insipid said:

It's ok. Syphilis is curable and you won't be permanently deferred. Try again next year. It is a selfless thing to do. This once happened to fuggs.

You gave Fuggs syphilis?

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