Mix Posted April 2 Posted April 2 The friend group went to this blood drive. I didn't even want to go. I was guilted into it. I get there and they wouldn't take my blood. I ask why. The lady said they don't take sad blood. I told her that's not a thing. She said it's a personal policy and I "better get my sad ass on somewhere." Now i'm crying in the car, sadder than ever. 3 Quote
Mix Posted April 2 Author Posted April 2 (edited) I'm just kidding. Except about the crying in the car part, but that's a regular thing I do regardless of the days events. Actually, I gave blood and went to get drinks. That turned out to be a bad idea, one thing led to another and now I'm at the hospital where they are, you won't believe this, giving me my own blood. Crazy, right? How's your day going? Edited April 2 by Mix 1 1 Quote
[classic swim] Posted April 2 Posted April 2 You should’ve went to the sperm bank and robbed all the sperm. 2 5 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted April 2 Posted April 2 I’ve done absolutely nothing today and I need a nap. You win. 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted April 2 Posted April 2 ok, that is , and please don't be offended, but that is comedy gold. you give blood, recluctantly, only to have it given back. then only thing better is if there had been some intense debate on the reason why you need to give blood. also, notably, one of my favorite ep of BB and finally, i dont' even know if i can give blood. i stopped trying after 2003-4, anthrax vaccine. i still kept getting denied. Quote
Insipid Posted April 2 Posted April 2 It's ok. Syphilis is curable and you won't be permanently deferred. Try again next year. It is a selfless thing to do. This once happened to fuggs. 1 Quote
Mix Posted April 2 Author Posted April 2 On 4/2/2025 at 6:34 PM, discolé monade said: ok, that is , and please don't be offended, but that is comedy gold. you give blood, recluctantly, only to have it given back. then only thing better is if there had been some intense debate on the reason why you need to give blood. also, notably, one of my favorite ep of BB and finally, i dont' even know if i can give blood. i stopped trying after 2003-4, anthrax vaccine. i still kept getting denied. Expand Why would I be offended? This is all a joke. I mean both this thread and life in general. 1 Quote
Mix Posted April 2 Author Posted April 2 On 4/2/2025 at 6:14 PM, Mode 7 said: Who knew vampires would be so picky Expand Vampires aren't real. If they were, we would know. You have any idea how insane you would become living that long. Insane people can't keep secrets. Quote
Mix Posted April 2 Author Posted April 2 (edited) On 4/2/2025 at 6:35 PM, discolé monade said: Expand I was googling 'Breaking Bad blood donation episode' This makes more sense Edited April 2 by Mix 2 Quote
Mix Posted April 2 Author Posted April 2 On 4/2/2025 at 6:41 PM, Insipid said: It's ok. Syphilis is curable and you won't be permanently deferred. Try again next year. It is a selfless thing to do. This once happened to fuggs. Expand You gave Fuggs syphilis? 1 1 Quote
molarbear Posted April 3 Posted April 3 On 4/2/2025 at 7:12 PM, Mix said: You gave Fuggs syphilis? Expand ............ Did the Hoohah find a way to make syphilis airborne? 1 Quote
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