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I was like she's not a user....but then I was like who TF is gonna stop me ...

I guess I'll actually try to find a relevant pic for you, mom.

Well .....uuuum...she was arrested in the same decade as your birth. 🤷🏿‍♂️

 

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33 minutes ago, SwimOdin said:

As a man in his 40s, I also still refer to my mother as “mama”

I....don't know what else to call her.

I find it funny my son still call his mom "Mommy" (he's about to be 16) but he calls me "father".  And I know why, his PSN friends heard him call me daddy years ago and the picked on him...which is fine, I mean I don't want a 16 year old dude calling me daddy either....but his alternative of father is just so anime. 

I always feel like he's coming to my room telling me about the Shinobi that have breached the Tori gate of some shit...."Father....is that your Gatorade in the fridge" and I reply just as dramatically "My son....my heir. You may take the Gatorade...IF YOU CAN BEST ME IN GUILTY GEAR. NOW SHOW ME YOUR POWER, BOY" *makes power up noises with my mouth"

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On 2/22/2025 at 7:48 AM, André Toulon said:

I....don't know what else to call her.

I find it funny my son still call his mom "Mommy" (he's about to be 16) but he calls me "father".  And I know why, his PSN friends heard him call me daddy years ago and the picked on him...which is fine, I mean I don't want a 16 year old dude calling me daddy either....but his alternative of father is just so anime. 

I always feel like he's coming to my room telling me about the Shinobi that have breached the Tori gate of some shit...."Father....is that your Gatorade in the fridge" and I reply just as dramatically "My son....my heir. You may take the Gatorade...IF YOU CAN BEST ME IN GUILTY GEAR. NOW SHOW ME YOUR POWER, BOY" *makes power up noises with my mouth"

I remember a kid tried to make fun of me for calling my grandma "nana" once 

She then made cookies for the whole class and I did not give him one 

Fuck you, Todd. Learn to blow your damn nose you snot covered asshole

 

 

 

 

I hope your Ma has a happy birthday!

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