Happy Birthday mama

[André Toulon]

I was like she's not a user....but then I was like who TF is gonna stop me ...

I guess I'll actually try to find a relevant pic for you, mom.

Well .....uuuum...she was arrested in the same decade as your birth. 🤷🏿‍♂️

 

Edited February 21, 2025 by André Toulon

[André Toulon]

Wait, did I get that pic from here... because that's Twitter, isn't it?  I don't frequent that place.

 

[UwPp]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY.

WE LOVE YOU. 

YOU PROBABLY KNOW OF US MAYBE.

...

IF NOT HI. 

 

[André Toulon]

Thx for playing along uwp

[SwimOdin]

As a man in his 40s, I also still refer to my mother as “mama”

[André Toulon]

33 minutes ago, SwimOdin said:

As a man in his 40s, I also still refer to my mother as “mama”

I....don't know what else to call her.

I find it funny my son still call his mom "Mommy" (he's about to be 16) but he calls me "father".  And I know why, his PSN friends heard him call me daddy years ago and the picked on him...which is fine, I mean I don't want a 16 year old dude calling me daddy either....but his alternative of father is just so anime. 

I always feel like he's coming to my room telling me about the Shinobi that have breached the Tori gate of some shit...."Father....is that your Gatorade in the fridge" and I reply just as dramatically "My son....my heir. You may take the Gatorade...IF YOU CAN BEST ME IN GUILTY GEAR. NOW SHOW ME YOUR POWER, BOY" *makes power up noises with my mouth"

[discolé monade]

awww.

what a sweet young man.  

*that sounded WAY too old lady....even for me*

happy day of birth mama of buddy.  

[discolé monade]

19 hours ago, UwPp said:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY.

WE LOVE YOU. 

YOU PROBABLY KNOW OF US MAYBE.

...

IF NOT HI. 

 

bloody hell, that man looks like my parental units dopplegangar. see the smile. 

[Raptorpat]

happy birthday @mama!

[André Toulon]

3 hours ago, Raptorpat said:

happy birthday @mama!

....but.....but why tho

[André Toulon]

I do like that mama gets me

[discolé monade]

your mum wants no part of your shenanigans. 

i can see it in the font. 

[molarbear]

On 2/22/2025 at 7:48 AM, André Toulon said:

I....don't know what else to call her.

I find it funny my son still call his mom "Mommy" (he's about to be 16) but he calls me "father".  And I know why, his PSN friends heard him call me daddy years ago and the picked on him...which is fine, I mean I don't want a 16 year old dude calling me daddy either....but his alternative of father is just so anime. 

I always feel like he's coming to my room telling me about the Shinobi that have breached the Tori gate of some shit...."Father....is that your Gatorade in the fridge" and I reply just as dramatically "My son....my heir. You may take the Gatorade...IF YOU CAN BEST ME IN GUILTY GEAR. NOW SHOW ME YOUR POWER, BOY" *makes power up noises with my mouth"

I remember a kid tried to make fun of me for calling my grandma "nana" once 

She then made cookies for the whole class and I did not give him one 

Fuck you, Todd. Learn to blow your damn nose you snot covered asshole

 

 

 

 

I hope your Ma has a happy birthday!