myth busters: boar3d edition

[[classic swim]]

Is gonna strangle Mr. Hoonie on the log ride.

[The_annoying_one]

Has been hiding Mr. Hoonie in his basement for months.

[[classic swim]]

Attempts luring Mr. Hoonie out my basement by sending in Kudasai, Federal Hoonie Inspector.

[Mode 7]

Got Mr Hoonie a job as an Olive Garden waiter 

[The_annoying_one]

Eats burritos sideways.

[Mode 7]

Used to drive to and from elementary school 

[[classic swim]]

Saw the elementary cafeteria lady fall on her butt and he laughed like a chipmunk in front of the superintendent.

[Mode 7]

Always goes to PTA meetings despite having no kids 

[Seight]

Only gives money to fundraising kids if they have those $1 candy bars that are just chocolate and caramel

[The_annoying_one]

Secretly hoards those chocolate and caramel candy bars but refuses to admit the problem.

[Mode 7]

Uses those chocolate bars as a doorstop

[Seight]

Knows you have a legal right to use Mr. Potato Head with any vegetable

[Mode 7]

Was successful in getting his ban lifted from the Georgia Aquarium unfortunately he was permabanned again within three hours

[The_annoying_one]

Went to the movie theater and dumped sand everywhere to promote his new movie, “The Sand People Of Sector 27”.

[Mode 7]

Learned how to do alchemy but got everything in reverse and can now only turn gold into lead

[discolé monade]

 one time, he used to own a life size map of his town. 

[Mode 7]

Sings this song to Mr Hoonie every night when giving him a bath with the water hose in the backyard. It was then she discovered that Mr Hoonie is actually a dog.

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Edited 19 hours ago by Mode 7

[[classic swim]]

Perpetuating the theory that Mr. Hoonie has both a dog form and a Santa Claus form just like Tim Allen.

[Mode 7]

Just realized that it's his turn to take Mr Hoonie to the vet

[[classic swim]]

Killed off Tim Allen and cancelled Home Improvement so Mr. Hoonie could have his own show called Hoonie Improvement.

[Mode 7]

Met Michigan J Frog one time, had frog legs for dinner that night 

[[classic swim]]

When he had a bad day as the Shoney’s Bear, he grabbed a full tray of Shoney’s frog legs and stormed out of Shoney’s.

[Mode 7]

Sings this song to Olive Garden waiters in the bathroom 

Spoiler

 

 

[[classic swim]]

He’s a magician who turned my cock into the WB Frog for 47 hours so it could sing its way up Olive Garden staff assholes.

[The_annoying_one]

Went to Olive Garden and keyed every car in the parking lot because the breadsticks were stale.

[Seight]

Brings his own parmesan cheese to Olive Garden

[The_annoying_one]

Brought a Stouffer’s lasagna to Olive Garden and demanded they cook it.

[mthor]

Brings a large pepper grinder everywhere, grinds pepper on to random people's  food, and, when they beg him to stop, asks for a tip.

[Mode 7]

Bought fleas from a flea market

[discolé monade]

was sworn to secrecy, but knows that mr. hoonie will not admit that 'startrek'  doesn't have a multi-verse, because stan lee had fun butt play with gene roddenbery's wife back in the summer of '69

[Mode 7]

Brings her own ants to a picnic

[The_annoying_one]

Brings his own popcorn to the movies.

[Mode 7]

brings his own movies to theaters 

[Seight]

Brings theater to the local Dillard's

[The_annoying_one]

Bought a bunch of Target-brand products and displayed them proudly on the Walmart shelves.

[discolé monade]

loves IKEA. has a garage full of still in box furniture to prove it. 

Spoiler

the joke you ask? THAT HE CAN'T PUT IT TOGETHER!