myth busters: boar3d edition

[[classic swim]]

Goes on a big rant about how paper straws at Olive Garden don’t work and purposely spills the scratch lasagna all over his lap so Kudasai’s waitress can orgasm 

[Mode 7]

Is responsible for Fuggs getting banned from all Olive Garden locations

[The_annoying_one]

Listens to lullabies in bed every night.

[Mode 7]

Meet TAO a man of many talents

Poet

Sculpter 

Convicted Loan Shark

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Owes Tao a looooooooot of money.

Edited Friday at 02:59 AM by Doom Metal Alchemist

[Insipid]

Ha, I see what you did there.

He's too fancy for Olive Garden. He belongs at Red Lobster, with fuggs.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

10 years ago, he entered a global Street Fighter arcade tournament, and played as Ryu. Made it to the final match.

His opponent was also Ryu.

To this very day, they're STILL deadlocked just spamming Hadoukens at each other.

[The_annoying_one]

Dresses up as Zangief every Halloween.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Composed the music for Zangief's theme for Street Fighter II. When asked by the head of Capcom's music department if it's wise the theme should have a four minute bass solo to open the song before any other instrumentation comes in, he said, "Yes, and if it is altered in any way, I'm off the project!"

[Insipid]

Don't you ever let me catch you give credit for Yoko Shimomura's music to someone else ever again, Limp Bizkit lover 🤬

[Mode 7]

Did it all for the Nookie

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

10 minutes ago, Insipid said:

Don't you ever let me catch you give credit for Yoko Shimomura's music to someone else ever again, Limp Bizkit lover 🤬

 

Spoiler

Maybe part of the myth I proposed is that the real name behind the user Tao is Yoko Shimomura, ever think of that? 

Insipid is the one responsible for Ryu and Ken shouting AAAAAAAAAAAAYOUKEN instead of SHORYUKEN in Street Fighter II.

Edited Friday at 03:37 AM by Doom Metal Alchemist

[The_annoying_one]

Knows exactly what “Bawitdaba” means.

[Mode 7]

Ate the chocolate starfish and drank the hot dog flavored water

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Knows why System of a Down chose to name their song "Chop Suey!"

Spoiler

Seriously though, if anyone knows this, please fill me in, it's been bugging me for decades.

 

Edited Friday at 03:39 AM by Doom Metal Alchemist

[Mode 7]

Stole Ian Anderson's flute

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Wrote The Boys Are Back In Town. Sold it to Thin Lizzy for a pack of smokes and a scratch off. The scratch off was a loser.

[The_annoying_one]

Eric Clapton shot the sheriff and Doom Metal Alchemist shot the deputy.

A duet was in the works until their respective record labels squashed it.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Wasn't supposed to say anything. 

[Mode 7]

Got banned from the Rock and Hall of Fame museum 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

1 minute ago, Mode 7 said:

Got banned from the Rock and Hall of Fame museum 

I don't have a myth for this post, I just want this one elaborated on.^ 

[[classic swim]]

Closely gazes at the dried up shit on the baboon’s butt at the Central Park Zoo.

[Mode 7]

Got banned from Royal Albert Hall

Edited Friday at 04:03 AM by Mode 7

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

After seeing the success Metallica had with their collaboration with the San Francisco City Orchestra, tried organizing an orchestra collaboration with black metal legends DarkThrone.

[Mode 7]

Called Ritchie Blackmore an asshole to his face

[[classic swim]]

Took some Pringles away from Bob Costas.

[The_annoying_one]

Slapped Gene Simmons.

[Mode 7]

Is going hungry

[[classic swim]]

Wants to play Hungry Hungry Hippos.

[Mode 7]

Undefeated in Connect 4

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

One night, before a Kiss gig, snuck up behind Peter Criss and knocked him out, hid Peter in his bed, put on his outfit and makeup, and anonymously joined Kiss behind the kit for the show. After the show, he just skulked away. That show has gone down in Kiss Army lore as Peter Criss' best ever drum performance, whether live or in the studio. The following day, the band found Peter in his bed and congratulated him on his performance of a lifetime. Peter didn't remember it, but didn't figure anything was wrong since he blacks out on drugs and alcohol all the time.

Is quite happy living with this accomplishment of his, and is satisfied no one in the world will ever know the truth.

[[classic swim]]

Misses when the movie trailers in the 2000s always played I WANNA ROCK AND ROLL ALL NIHIGHIHHHT

[The_annoying_one]

Once borrowed a pair of pants from Matthew McConaughey just to take a shit in them.

[Insipid]

Intentionally tripped a waitress at Olive Garden and made her fall into an embarrassingly compromising pose.

edit: sorry tao, not meant for you but oh well 😑

Edited Friday at 04:26 AM by Insipid

[[classic swim]]

Always knows it’s the thought that counts

 

[Seight]

Explodes on contact

[Mode 7]

Steals straws from Olive Garden 

[The_annoying_one]

Licks all of the napkins at Olive Garden before putting them back.

[Mode 7]

Was fired from Olive Garden for stealing cleaning supplies

[Insipid]

Brought the Judas chair to Olive Garden when they had a Renaissance themed night . . . along with fuggs, dressed as a harlot.

[The_annoying_one]

Kisses computer screen every time one of his posts gets a reaction.

[Mode 7]

Wears a crown whenever he goes to Burger King 

[The_annoying_one]

Played the king in those creepy Burger King commercials.

[Mode 7]

Spends his time making lofi beats out of 90s alt rock songs 

[The_annoying_one]

Wears 15 pairs of socks at a time.

[Seight]

Wears a fanny pack based on what day it is

[Mode 7]

Brings his own olives to Olive Garden

[The_annoying_one]

Brings his own pizza to Pizza Hut.

[Mode 7]

Brings his own checkers to Checkers

[The_annoying_one]

Accidentally invented turducken.