-Kudasai- Posted February 6 Posted February 6 Made Ghostrek change his name to Seymour Butts. 5 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 7 Posted February 7 Filed a complaint with the Better Business Bureau because the boards will barely load. 1 4 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted February 7 Posted February 7 Knows the owner of the car that has "FAP" on the license plate that's parked at my apartment complex. 1 4 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 10 Posted February 10 Has season's tickets to The Detroit Redwings just so he can go to every game and hold up a sign that says "John 69:69". 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 10 Posted February 10 Does exactly the same thing, but just to take advantage of the concession stand every night. 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted February 10 Author Posted February 10 when shopping at walmart, our hero dresses as a matador. he claims it commands respect. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 10 Posted February 10 Prefers to change into an entirely different outfit every hour of every day, because it keeps people guessing. 2 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted February 10 Posted February 10 (edited) On April Fools Day in 2003 he thought it would be a good idea for a prank to have the song "Send the Pain Below" by Chevelle played over the loud speaker at the maternity ward at his local hospital. He's still banned to this day. Edited February 11 by -Kudasai- 3 Quote
little_girl_lost Posted February 10 Posted February 10 Congratulated himself this morning for waking up wearing the same pajamas as he went to sleep in. 4 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted February 10 Posted February 10 Ends every sentence with "you'll be hearing from my lawyer" 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 10 Posted February 10 Tried to take the bar exam, but quit when he learned it has nothing to do with metal. 2 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted February 10 Posted February 10 Favorite road rage insult is calling someone a Spoony Bard. 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted February 10 Author Posted February 10 is plannng the biggest con of all time: he plans on replacing all tables, ladders and chairs at WWE's the next TLC match, with paper mache replicas. 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 10 Posted February 10 Hosted a Super Bowl party, but made all the guests watch a marathon of The Real Housewives of New Jersey instead. 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted February 11 Author Posted February 11 will not stop thanking me for a fabulous night of tRHoNJ, 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 11 Posted February 11 Thinks buffalo sauce is what buffaloes make when they pee. 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted February 11 Posted February 11 Thinks buffalo wings comes from buffalos in Buffalo, New York. 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted February 11 Author Posted February 11 doesn't know exactly what shoreline they come from, but absolutely LOVES rocky mountain oysters. 2 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted February 11 Posted February 11 (edited) Constantly gets into arguments with French-Canadians over their French claiming that Metropolitan is the true French langurage. Edited February 11 by -Kudasai- 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 11 Posted February 11 Absolutely swears that the best way to eat hamburgers is with a whisk and a pair of tongs. 2 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted February 11 Posted February 11 Celebrates Muttley's birthday every year by baking a cake and binge watching Wacky Races and Dastardly and Muttley cartoons for 24 hours straight. 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted February 11 Posted February 11 Celebrates Muttley’s birthday by dressing up like Dick Dastardly with the goofy mustache and hat until Pooh rolls up going “you puhuhuhhuhhuhhh piece of shittt” and hits Kudasai with a banana custard cream pie 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 11 Posted February 11 Is working on modding GTA: Vice City, and replacing all of the main characters with Flintstones characters. 1 2 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted February 11 Posted February 11 (edited) According to several ex-girlfriends always says this when he's about to climax Spoiler Edited February 11 by -Kudasai- 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 11 Posted February 11 Has seen Paula Cole in concert 17 times. 4 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted February 12 Posted February 12 Ran into Classic Swim who was dressed in his gator suit in Coral Gables, Florida while on vacation. 1 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted February 12 Author Posted February 12 he's feeling cute, might enter the big python hunt in FL this year. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 12 Posted February 12 Wrestles alligators in a tub of peanut butter for fun. 4 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted February 12 Posted February 12 Told Ghostrek the best way to get women is bring hunt and bring home a snipe from San Angelo, Texas where he currently is at this moment. 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted February 12 Author Posted February 12 claims to picnic with sasquatch the 1st wednesday of every month. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 12 Posted February 12 Favorite way to tell someone off is to tell them to “Snap into a Slim Jim”. 1 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted February 12 Posted February 12 Legally changed his name again, this time he goes by the name... Bill Ding 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 12 Posted February 12 Wears spandex bodysuits when he goes out in public. 2 Quote
discolé monade Posted February 13 Author Posted February 13 loves telling everyone he has bette davis eyes. in sing-song. 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 13 Posted February 13 Personally knows all the people mentioned in Bon Jovi’s “Livin’ On a Prayer”. 2 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted February 13 Posted February 13 (edited) Has just begun work on his Homeboys In Outer Space fanfic. Edited February 13 by -Kudasai- 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 14 Posted February 14 Can name every single past member of the SNL cast from youngest to oldest, and in alphabetical order. 2 1 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted February 14 Posted February 14 His current place of residence is a medium security prison in Shelton, Washington. 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted February 14 Author Posted February 14 will neither confirm nor deny that he apprenticed under bansky. 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 14 Posted February 14 Is taking cliffs notes of every post in this thread, just to finally come up with the perfect zinger. 3 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 14 Posted February 14 Had brewskis with Boesky and cookies with Milken. 3 Quote
little_girl_lost Posted February 14 Posted February 14 Recreated the famous Cool Hand Luke scene but substituted Reese's eggs 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted February 14 Posted February 14 Is that one friend that you just can't take anywhere. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 14 Posted February 14 Goes to the emergency room for hangnails. 3 Quote
little_girl_lost Posted February 14 Posted February 14 Refers to this candy Spoiler as gay bacon 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 14 Posted February 14 Passes this candy out at elementary schools every Valentine’s Day. Spoiler 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted February 15 Posted February 15 Got released from prison for good behavior i.e. helping the warden open a jar of pickles. 4 Quote
[classic swim] Posted February 15 Posted February 15 Made angry bull noises when his wife took away the bonbon chocolates. 1 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted February 15 Posted February 15 Had chowder and iced tea for lunch in his gator suit with TAO when he was on vacation in Coral Gables, Florida. 1 Quote
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