[classic swim] Posted January 23 Posted January 23 Tao also allows Scoob to dance on top of his kitchen countertops. 1 2 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted January 24 Posted January 24 (edited) He and Scoob got into a shouting match at Disco's house during Pictionary night because Scoob couldn't properly draw "dignity" Edited January 24 by -Kudasai- 5 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted January 24 Posted January 24 Will only play Monopoly with real money. 1 1 2 Quote
discolé monade Posted January 24 Author Posted January 24 insists that chess can and should be played like checkers. 1 1 1 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted January 24 Posted January 24 Is getting exacerbated from all constant fighting at her house during Pictionary night. Her plan next week is to have her komondo dragons Bruno and Bobo acting as moderators. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted January 24 Posted January 24 Has written dozens of letters to the former members of R.E.M., begging them to reunite and record an album of Matchbox 20 covers. 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted January 24 Posted January 24 Knew the guy that stole Billy Corgan's guitar in 1992. Also knew the person that found it 28 years later. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted January 24 Posted January 24 Is working on an idea for a restaurant where people pay to cook for the staff. 2 Quote
[classic swim] Posted January 24 Posted January 24 Requests Papa John’s to remove that one slice so the pizza already looks like Pac-Man when it arrives. 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted January 24 Posted January 24 Watched in horror as Scoob plucked all the feathers off his chicken suit during their altercation at Disco's house. 4 Quote
scoobdog Posted January 24 Posted January 24 Watched in amusement as [CS] and Scoob tried to reenact the great Peter Griffin versus Giant Chicken death battle but only managed to smash an IKEA curio cabinet full of rare ‘80’s Happy Meal wind up toys. Ghosty was horrified and ran screaming into the cold January night…. 5 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted January 24 Posted January 24 Used to tell people that Mountain's Leslie West was his uncle. 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted January 24 Posted January 24 Will only have conversations with people if they’ve seen Dumb & Dumber at least 37 times. 4 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted January 24 Posted January 24 Is really looking forward to National Talk Like a Pirate Day. 4 Quote
[classic swim] Posted January 24 Posted January 24 He left ghostrek on a barge and didn’t come back for him until 4 days later. 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted January 24 Posted January 24 Led a search party for ghostrek, but made sure they looked everywhere but that barge. 4 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted January 24 Posted January 24 Witnessed history as Ghostrek ran the 4 minute mile in 3:57. This feat was accomplished when Classic Swim dared him to put a tarantula next to Ghostrek's face while he was taking a nap. 4 Quote
[classic swim] Posted January 24 Posted January 24 Got a mountain goat to attack ghostrek in the Cascades. 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted January 24 Posted January 24 Makes angry bull noises when his aunt tries to make him drink Pepsi. 1 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted January 24 Posted January 24 Makes hissing noises when his fried chicken is undercooked. 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted January 24 Posted January 24 Does the Charlie Brown scream whenever the last slice of chocolate blueberry cake is gone. 5 Quote
scoobdog Posted January 25 Posted January 25 Told Ghostrek to hold the football so he could kick it, ran back to do a run up, then just kept running. Mr Hoonie looked on in amusement. 4 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted January 25 Posted January 25 (edited) Was at that 1992 Smashing Pumpkins concert in Detroit when Billy Corgan's guitar got stolen. His lawyer has advised him not to say anything about what happened that night but it confirmed that he was seen backstage when the guitar was stolen. Edited January 25 by -Kudasai- 4 Quote
[classic swim] Posted January 25 Posted January 25 Was there when Scoob was at his desk and ghostrek wiggled his bald head and face all over Scoob’s clientele information. 1 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted January 25 Posted January 25 Went to a cock fight and left immediately because it didn't involve... well I'm sure you guys probably know the rest 5 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted January 25 Posted January 25 Threatened to start a lawsuit and a fight when his order of a dozen donuts only had 11. 4 Quote
[classic swim] Posted January 25 Posted January 25 He & Kudasai ran a survey to see who’s the Prince of briskets and honey buns. 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted January 25 Posted January 25 When asked who's the person he looks up to the most he said the Cadbury Easter Bunny. 5 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted January 25 Posted January 25 Used to write letters to the Taco Bell chihuahua, but never got one back. 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted January 25 Posted January 25 Moved to Ionia, Michigan after he got invited to a Super Bowl party. 4 Quote
[classic swim] Posted January 25 Posted January 25 Offered to trim all the hairs off his butt and paste them on ghostrek’s face so ghostrek could look like Abe Lincoln. 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted January 25 Posted January 25 (edited) Got fired from his warehouse job for trying to operate a forklift using his butt cheeks. Edited January 25 by -Kudasai- 5 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted January 25 Posted January 25 Was playing a game of Pin The Tail On The Donkey when he accidentally pinned the tail on Mr. Hoonie’s backside. After taking one look at it, he quietly muttered, “You know what? That works.” 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted January 25 Posted January 25 Was also at that Smashing Pumpkins concert in Detroit in 1992 and witnesses have confirmed that she was seen backstage when Billy Corgan's guitar was stolen. Her lawyer has also advised her not to talk about the events of that night 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted January 25 Posted January 25 Followed The Dave Matthews Band around on tour for years just so he could heckle them every single night. 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted January 25 Posted January 25 Was supposed be on that Chicago river boat the day when the Dave Matthews Band bus dumped human waste all over people below from their tour bus. Fortunately he missed the boat ride because he lost track of time playing with his etch-a-sketch at the hotel. 4 Quote
little_girl_lost Posted January 26 Posted January 26 is snowed in all weekend with nothing but fruit roll ups and beer to tide him over 1 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted January 26 Posted January 26 Was on a focus group that rejected jalapeno flavored fruit roll ups. Was the only person that voted for it. 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted January 26 Posted January 26 Rolls a pair of dice every day to determine how he treats people. The higher the number, the worse it gets. 1 2 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted January 26 Posted January 26 Got grounded by his parents after a disagreement about building an anatomically correct snowman in the front yard. 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted January 26 Author Posted January 26 was the kid that told TAO about anatomically correct snowmen, and gave him the blueprints to build his very own. 1 1 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted January 26 Posted January 26 Enjoys nothing more than a sauna in Death Valley. 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted January 26 Posted January 26 Went to Death Valley because he wanted to meet The Undertaker whom the WWE always said he hails from. 4 Quote
[classic swim] Posted January 26 Posted January 26 Called Tao an ass fuck anonymously and then wiggled his juicy bald head and face all over Tao’s info. 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted January 26 Posted January 26 Obliterated Ghostrek in a Star Trek trivia contest. 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted January 26 Posted January 26 Challenged Mr. Hoonie to a game of horseshoes for control over ghostrek. 4 Quote
[classic swim] Posted January 26 Posted January 26 McDonald’s lady: Excuse me, sir! Would you like to round up to the Ronald McDonald house? Tao: Suck my d-ddd-dddd-dd-ddd-DICK, bitch! 1 1 Quote
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