myth busters: boar3d edition

[discolé monade]

turned down the roll for 'anton  chigurh' because the director didn't care for his notes about using a portable judas chair. 

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Turned into a talking werewolf puppet and bit Tsar’s face off.

[The_annoying_one]

Once called in sick to work with the excuse that he was bitten by a vampire.

[-Kudasai-]

Got Ghostrek in serious trouble when he dared him to draw a mustache on The Mona Lisa.

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Paid a psych ward to let him walk around the facility in his tighty whities while everyone was in a circle sharing.

[The_annoying_one]

Made sure to film this incident right before he switched all the meds in the psych ward with Tic Tacs.

[-Kudasai-]

Hired Irwin R. Shyster to do his taxes.

[The_annoying_one]

Goes around town hanging up piñatas with nothing in them.

[-Kudasai-]

Got married to this song 

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[discolé monade]

he claims, this one time, at a henry rollins book reading, he decided  to let him know his acting was barely, mediocre...at best. 

 

[The_annoying_one]

Met Dane Cook at a Starbucks, politely called him a useless hack, then calmly left.

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Taught sign language by showing a Comedy Central Dane Cook special from 18 years ago.

[discolé monade]

claims to have learned sign language from an andrew dice clay 2 hour comedy special. 

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Brought an airhorn to the Jef Dunham show and had some guy tumble down the steps in front of Jeff Dunham.

[-Kudasai-]

His driver's license photo is a picture of himself dressed up as Mary Poppins at last year's Halloween party. 

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[The_annoying_one]

His passport photo is Pedro Pascal.

[[classic swim]]

He brought Jeff Dunham over to the Cheetah Lounge with Kudasai, but the Cheetah Lounge security had no choice but to confiscate the Jeff Dunham puppets.

[-Kudasai-]

Was playing this song when he lost his virginity 

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