The_annoying_one Posted March 22 Posted March 22 Buys cereal just to do the puzzles on the back of the box. 2 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted March 22 Posted March 22 (edited) Told Ghostrek the best way to impress a woman is to ride down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Ghostrek has been hard at work building the perfect barrel ever since. Edited March 22 by -Kudasai- 4 Quote
[classic swim] Posted March 24 Posted March 24 The talking Goldfish Grandma underwater got pissed at him for eating her box of Underwater Cheez It’s. Said he only had half and she yelled “BIG FUCKIN DEAL” and continued smoking her Underwater Goldfish cigarettes. 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted March 24 Posted March 24 Gave his pet donkey a bath after being told by several people that he needs to wash his ass. 4 Quote
[classic swim] Posted March 24 Posted March 24 Opened up his bathroom to see a donkey in his bathtub going rheahyeaheayehhhaa!! 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted March 24 Posted March 24 Had to give Ghostrek a tomato juice bath after he accidentally got sprayed by skunk. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted March 24 Posted March 24 Gave a cashier a toothbrush and told them to clean their stupid-ass mouth. 2 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted March 24 Posted March 24 Can't wait to see the Easter bunny because he has a craving for hasenpfeffer. 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted March 25 Posted March 25 Once went so cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs that the hospital had to give him a horse tranquilizer. He now spends his days writing in a diary with a glazed over look in his eyes. 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted March 25 Posted March 25 (edited) Last Wednesday at Disco's house Classic Swim was his partner for Pictionary night and the two got into a heated argument. During the squabble CS shouted "Oh Yeah, define well adjusted!" Edited March 25 by -Kudasai- 4 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 26 Posted March 26 Begins every story he tells with, "The sea was angry that day, my friends..." 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted March 26 Posted March 26 (edited) Is offering a $10,000 reward for the arrest and conviction for the murder of Mr Hoonie. Edited March 26 by -Kudasai- 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted March 26 Posted March 26 (edited) Tried to convince Jethro Tull to play a show in his backyard by offering each member a pack of Juicy Fruit gum. Edited March 26 by The_annoying_one Typed too fast and misspelled a word. 3 Quote
little_girl_lost Posted March 26 Posted March 26 Can play Thick as a Brick entirely on a kazoo 4 Quote
[classic swim] Posted March 26 Posted March 26 The talking Goldfish Grandma underwater started screaming at him since he didn’t tell her that those underwater tenderloin baskets were $9.56. 2 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted March 26 Posted March 26 (edited) Didn't go to Disco's house for Pictionary night yesterday because he's still mad at TAO for that "well adjusted" remark. Edited March 27 by -Kudasai- 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted March 26 Posted March 26 Is looking for a grill shaped like a smiley face so his burgers can always be happy. 2 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted March 27 Posted March 27 (edited) Is offering a reward of $20,000 worth of Popeye brand spinach for information leading to the capture of the suspect in the Mr Hoonie case. If you have any information please contact The Service Police department de la Villie de Montreal in Quebec, Canada or call our toll free number 1-800-You-Snitch You need not give your name. Edited March 27 by -Kudasai- 4 Quote
little_girl_lost Posted March 27 Posted March 27 refers to anal sex as "sliding into her BMs" 5 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted March 27 Posted March 27 Learned about the birds and the bees by just standing outside. 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted March 27 Posted March 27 (edited) The worst day of his life occured last week because after drawing the short straw he's been tasked with teaching Ghostrek about sex. Edited March 27 by -Kudasai- 5 Quote
[classic swim] Posted March 27 Posted March 27 The worst day of his life occurred yesterday when ghostrek snuck up behind him and rubbed his face against his brawny bare naked back. 2 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted March 27 Posted March 27 The worst day of his life also occured that day when he ran out of gas taking Ghostrek to the hospital and he had to evacuate his bowels. 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted March 27 Posted March 27 Ties a plastic bag around his head when it’s raining because umbrellas are scary. 2 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted March 27 Posted March 27 Has been in therapy ever since he caught Mr Hoonie and Packard doing this Spoiler 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted March 28 Author Posted March 28 has perfected the art of 'the drive-by SBD' while grocery shopping. Spoiler silent but deadly 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted March 28 Posted March 28 Was banned from the grocery store for farting on all of the produce. 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted March 28 Posted March 28 Refuses to apologize to Classic Swim for making that "well adjusted" comment and is planning on using Scoob as his partner for next week's Pictionary night at Disco's house. 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted March 28 Posted March 28 Kudasai wakes up to find Scoob twerking his cake on top of Kudasai’s Nissan truck in the driveway. 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted March 28 Posted March 28 Classic Swim filmed this incident with a camera in hand and a wicked smile. 2 Quote
[classic swim] Posted March 28 Posted March 28 Tao’s lady hooker friend in his house goes “oooooooh Tao baby ya wanna watch me shake my ass?” and Tao goes “Oop, you better shut the frick up right now” 2 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted March 28 Posted March 28 (edited) Authorities suspect that he may be living in the woods as a survivalist. He was most recently spotted in Wilmington, Deleware and should be armed and dangerous. Edited March 28 by -Kudasai- 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted March 28 Posted March 28 He was at the Pictionary night when ghostrek stuck his finger in his butt to make him scream like James Brown. 2 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted March 28 Posted March 28 Was tasked with picking up all of Ghostrek's broken teeth off the ground. 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted March 28 Posted March 28 Unleashed fleas and termites all over Mr. Hoonie’s house because Hoonie invited ghostrek to Pictionary night. 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted March 28 Posted March 28 Plans to use the money he made from his recent truffle haul to purchase a doomsday device he saw on Amazon. 4 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 28 Posted March 28 Any time he's about to shoot someone in a video game, he exclaims, "You're dead, President Lincoln!" 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted March 28 Author Posted March 28 apparently has been the culprit that's been scheduling game nights at my house. ALSO knows that i can't really say anything because he knows i'm down to clown in pictionary town. 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted March 28 Posted March 28 Plays this theme before the start of every Pictionary match. 1 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted March 28 Posted March 28 Performs in an improv group on the 13th of every month, called Clown Town Down. The only problems are that they don’t wear clown makeup, and their improv is actually beat poetry. 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted March 28 Posted March 28 (edited) In response to the PS5 price increase he's having Ghostrek leave flaming dog turds at the houses of Sony executives. This is also Ghostrek's punishment for failing to wash the dishes. Edited March 29 by -Kudasai- 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted March 29 Posted March 29 Likes to get up at 5 AM so he can run through his neighborhood with an airhorn. 2 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted March 29 Posted March 29 (edited) Has been getting several phone calls from his neighbors about a suspicious person wearing a cheap wig, baseball cap, sunglasses and speaking with a French-Canadian accent has been seen hanging around his house. He's knows that there's only person who's dumb enough to think that such a cheezy disguise would fool him... Mr. Hoonie Edited March 29 by -Kudasai- 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted March 29 Author Posted March 29 (edited) likes to perform the toothpick scene from 'rainman' with random strangers. just tosses a box of toothpicks at them, yells out a random number and carries on with his day. Edited March 29 by discolé monade 2 Quote
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