myth busters: boar3d edition

[The_annoying_one]

Spent years and a lavish amount of funding, trying to develop the first ever spaghetti popsicle. Needless to say, it was a colossal failure that ended in a lot of tears and hurt feelings.

[[classic swim]]

Went to go lay some pipe on Frankie Froesty.

[The_annoying_one]

Convinced Mr. Hoonie to rub his bald head all over Frankie Froesty.

[-Kudasai-]

Had a burmese tiger pit built on his property to trap annoying door-to-door salespersons and Christmas carolers. 

[The_annoying_one]

Flies to Belgium anytime he wants waffles.

[-Kudasai-]

Has a warrant for his arrest in Bainbridge Island, Washington for throwing a blue Koopa shell at a ice cream truck because it refused to stop for him when he waved for it. 

[The_annoying_one]

Insists on always unlocking his car with a coat hanger, just to prove he can.

[-Kudasai-]

Once had a threesome with two women who were dressed up as Wilma Flinstone and Betty Rubble

[discolé monade]

began counting the bits of sand at ft. lauderdale in  2018. he's made it 2 inches from start point and really coming along. 

[The_annoying_one]

Holds the world record for eating 27 Granny Smith apples in under a minute.

[[classic swim]]

Called 911 to tell Chuck Norris jokes.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Goes by the name Art Vandelay on his POF profile.

[The_annoying_one]

Is currently writing a short story where every character is named Seymour Butts.

[discolé monade]

claims that the game 'jumping to conclusions' was stolen from him, and  used in the box office hit 'office space'. 

[[classic swim]]

The Goldfish Grandma scolded her underwater for putting baked beans in the goddamn chili.

[-Kudasai-]

His idea of foreplay is dressing up as Yogi Bear and his partner dressing up as Cindy Bear 

[The_annoying_one]

Was banned from the local diner for mixing Metamucil into the coffee pot.

[-Kudasai-]

Gave the anonymous tip that led police to the body of Mr Hoonie. Montreal police has now closed the file on the murder of Mrs Hoonie and the disappearance of Mr Hoonie.

Edited 16 hours ago by -Kudasai-

[[classic swim]]

Requests that Montreal law officials bring Frankie Froesty in for questioning.

[The_annoying_one]

Once prank called the sheriff’s office of Austin, Texas to warn them about an underwear bandit prowling the streets at night.

[-Kudasai-]

Was the the person who call Unsolved Mysteries with the tip that led to the capture of the Chevy Chase bandit.

[discolé monade]

he has done time at 'whole foods jail'.  

twice. 

 

Edited 4 hours ago by discolé monade

[-Kudasai-]

Was the mastermind behind the 1988 theft of Van Gogh's Potato Eaters painting.

[The_annoying_one]

Came up with an idea for a market that only gives away free samples of their products, doesn’t actually sell anything.