The_annoying_one Posted March 2 Posted March 2 Spent years and a lavish amount of funding, trying to develop the first ever spaghetti popsicle. Needless to say, it was a colossal failure that ended in a lot of tears and hurt feelings. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted March 6 Posted March 6 Convinced Mr. Hoonie to rub his bald head all over Frankie Froesty. 1 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted Tuesday at 01:14 AM Posted Tuesday at 01:14 AM Had a burmese tiger pit built on his property to trap annoying door-to-door salespersons and Christmas carolers. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Tuesday at 01:19 AM Posted Tuesday at 01:19 AM Flies to Belgium anytime he wants waffles. 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted Tuesday at 01:22 AM Posted Tuesday at 01:22 AM Has a warrant for his arrest in Bainbridge Island, Washington for throwing a blue Koopa shell at a ice cream truck because it refused to stop for him when he waved for it. 5 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted yesterday at 12:18 AM Posted yesterday at 12:18 AM Insists on always unlocking his car with a coat hanger, just to prove he can. 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted yesterday at 02:41 AM Posted yesterday at 02:41 AM Once had a threesome with two women who were dressed up as Wilma Flinstone and Betty Rubble 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted yesterday at 02:48 AM Author Posted yesterday at 02:48 AM began counting the bits of sand at ft. lauderdale in 2018. he's made it 2 inches from start point and really coming along. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted yesterday at 02:51 AM Posted yesterday at 02:51 AM Holds the world record for eating 27 Granny Smith apples in under a minute. 2 Quote
[classic swim] Posted yesterday at 02:54 AM Posted yesterday at 02:54 AM Called 911 to tell Chuck Norris jokes. 3 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted 19 hours ago Posted 19 hours ago Goes by the name Art Vandelay on his POF profile. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted 18 hours ago Posted 18 hours ago Is currently writing a short story where every character is named Seymour Butts. 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted 12 hours ago Author Posted 12 hours ago claims that the game 'jumping to conclusions' was stolen from him, and used in the box office hit 'office space'. 2 Quote
[classic swim] Posted 11 hours ago Posted 11 hours ago The Goldfish Grandma scolded her underwater for putting baked beans in the goddamn chili. 2 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted 11 hours ago Posted 11 hours ago His idea of foreplay is dressing up as Yogi Bear and his partner dressing up as Cindy Bear 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted 11 hours ago Posted 11 hours ago Was banned from the local diner for mixing Metamucil into the coffee pot. 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted 11 hours ago Posted 11 hours ago (edited) Gave the anonymous tip that led police to the body of Mr Hoonie. Montreal police has now closed the file on the murder of Mrs Hoonie and the disappearance of Mr Hoonie. Edited 8 hours ago by -Kudasai- 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted 9 hours ago Posted 9 hours ago Requests that Montreal law officials bring Frankie Froesty in for questioning. 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted 9 hours ago Posted 9 hours ago Once prank called the sheriff’s office of Austin, Texas to warn them about an underwear bandit prowling the streets at night. 1 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted 8 hours ago Posted 8 hours ago Was the the person who call Unsolved Mysteries with the tip that led to the capture of the Chevy Chase bandit. 2 Quote
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