myth busters: boar3d edition

[The_annoying_one]

Spent years and a lavish amount of funding, trying to develop the first ever spaghetti popsicle. Needless to say, it was a colossal failure that ended in a lot of tears and hurt feelings.

[[classic swim]]

Went to go lay some pipe on Frankie Froesty.

[The_annoying_one]

Convinced Mr. Hoonie to rub his bald head all over Frankie Froesty.

[-Kudasai-]

Had a burmese tiger pit built on his property to trap annoying door-to-door salespersons and Christmas carolers. 

[The_annoying_one]

Flies to Belgium anytime he wants waffles.

[-Kudasai-]

Has a warrant for his arrest in Bainbridge Island, Washington for throwing a blue Koopa shell at a ice cream truck because it refused to stop for him when he waved for it.