The_annoying_one Posted February 15 Posted February 15 Gave the KFC employee a wedgie when they said they don’t sell spare ribs. 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 15 Posted February 15 Put clown makeup on Mr. Hoonie while he was passed out drunk. 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted February 15 Posted February 15 Caused Ghostrek to do this after he told him that it was his turn to clean the toilet. Spoiler 5 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 15 Posted February 15 Planted the dreams about anal probing in ghostrek’s head. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 16 Posted February 16 Only goes on dates when the Blues Traveler cover band is in town. 4 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted February 16 Posted February 16 Often travels to Fiji to get fresh Fiji apples. 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted February 16 Author Posted February 16 is currently planning a grand quest to become a 'johnny appleseed' fan boi, except with asparagus. 2 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted February 16 Posted February 16 (edited) This is actual footage taken from her security cameras from last Wednesday's Pictionary night at her house. Spoiler Edited February 17 by -Kudasai- 2 Quote
discolé monade Posted February 16 Author Posted February 16 is bringing back polyester leisure suits and butterfly collars. 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 16 Posted February 16 Was the inventor of the phrase “all that and a bag of chips”. 2 Quote
[classic swim] Posted February 16 Posted February 16 Got the Subway worker to make a whopper in front of him. 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted February 17 Posted February 17 (edited) Was the real life inspiration for Police Academy's Zed McGlunk character. Edited February 17 by -Kudasai- 4 Quote
[classic swim] Posted February 17 Posted February 17 Killed in his small role in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 17 Posted February 17 Has a background role in Scream 7 as “Person In Chicken Suit”. 2 2 Quote
[classic swim] Posted February 17 Posted February 17 Got Kudasai a job as a male dancer over at the Cheetah Lounge. 1 2 Quote
discolé monade Posted February 17 Author Posted February 17 currently profiting from a line of cement shoes he crafted a few years back. 2 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted February 17 Posted February 17 Bought a pair last week in Mr. Hoonie's size who hasn't been seen in days ever since she visited him in Montreal. 1 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 17 Posted February 17 Knows exactly what happened to Mr. Hoonie. In related news, when asked about the secret ingredient in his homemade beef stew, Kudz goes absolutely silent. 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted February 17 Posted February 17 His best friend’s uncle’s dog ran out of the house and he said gawdamnitt! exactly in Seth Green’s voice at 8:43 in the evening. 2 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted February 17 Posted February 17 Goes around in Covington, Georgia with a leaf blower blowing the hats off of police officers. 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 17 Posted February 17 Owns and operates a nonprofit, their sole mission being sending air conditioners to the good people of Fairbanks, Alaska every January. 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 19 Posted February 19 Flies into a blind rage whenever a Betty Boop cartoon comes on. 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted February 20 Posted February 20 (edited) Convinced Ghostrek to sign up for skydiving lessons. What he didn't tell him is that the skydiving school is located directly next door to Classic Swim's alligator farm. Edited February 20 by -Kudasai- 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 21 Posted February 21 Will only make important life decisions after pondering one essential question: “What would Ron Burgundy do?” 2 Quote
[classic swim] Posted February 22 Posted February 22 Tao at the yoga class his wife dragged him to: “This sucks d-ddd-ddddd-ddd-ddi-dick-dick-DICK-dick!” 2 Quote
discolé monade Posted February 22 Author Posted February 22 has been practicing non stop for days, to become the next gallagher, insisting adding his own flare by using vidella onions. 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted February 22 Posted February 22 Installed an airbag into Tsar’s sofa and activated it while Tsar was sitting on the couch. 1 1 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 22 Posted February 22 Likes to go to Airbnb and ask, “Are the boobs and butts included?” 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted February 22 Posted February 22 Always sings this song whenever he solves a puzzle in Resident Evil Spoiler 5 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Monday at 03:19 AM Posted Monday at 03:19 AM Doesn’t want anyone to know that he was the inspiration behind Disco Stu on The Simpsons. 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted Monday at 03:26 AM Posted Monday at 03:26 AM Doesn’t want people to know he turns into Ned Flanders when he tells people to go fuck themselves. 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted Monday at 03:59 AM Posted Monday at 03:59 AM (edited) Does this dance whenever he gets offered a piece of angel food cake with 7 minute frosting Spoiler Edited Monday at 03:59 AM by -Kudasai- 3 Quote
little_girl_lost Posted Monday at 04:52 AM Posted Monday at 04:52 AM does this move when someone is eyeing the last slice of pizza Spoiler 1 5 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Monday at 05:08 AM Posted Monday at 05:08 AM (edited) Dances like this when drunk. Edited Monday at 05:09 AM by The_annoying_one 1 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted Thursday at 02:47 PM Posted Thursday at 02:47 PM Is best friends with Larry David. Spoiler And worst enemies with Jerry Seinfeld. 1 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Thursday at 03:30 PM Posted Thursday at 03:30 PM Follows the “Mikey likes it!” kid on all social media platforms. 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted Thursday at 03:37 PM Posted Thursday at 03:37 PM Tao’s daily morning routine. Spoiler 1 1 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Thursday at 11:57 PM Posted Thursday at 11:57 PM Was banned from the YMCA for doing this. Spoiler 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted 8 hours ago Author Posted 8 hours ago uses the local and mostly vacant mall as his personal track and field practice arena. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted 5 hours ago Posted 5 hours ago Hosts street parties in vacant parking lots every Saturday night, but makes all attendees park 5 miles away and walk the rest of the way. 2 Quote
[classic swim] Posted 4 hours ago Posted 4 hours ago Turned into a talking beefy mule deer voiced by Patrick Warburton and called the grandma (who was a goldfish) an old asshole and started screaming at the goldfish grandma. 2 Quote
discolé monade Posted 3 hours ago Author Posted 3 hours ago is currently writing a live action screenplay about the ACTUAL seedy side of aquarium life during the filming of 'finding dory' 2 Quote
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