myth busters: boar3d edition

[The_annoying_one]

Gave the KFC employee a wedgie when they said they don’t sell spare ribs.

[-Kudasai-]

Is Ghostrek's landlord

[The_annoying_one]

Put clown makeup on Mr. Hoonie while he was passed out drunk.

[-Kudasai-]

Caused Ghostrek to do this after he told him that it was his turn to clean the toilet.

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[The_annoying_one]

Planted the dreams about anal probing in ghostrek’s head.

[-Kudasai-]

Only dates seamstresses

[The_annoying_one]

Only goes on dates when the Blues Traveler cover band is in town.

[-Kudasai-]

Often travels to Fiji to get fresh Fiji apples. 

[discolé monade]

is currently planning a grand quest to become a 'johnny appleseed' fan boi,  except with asparagus.  

[-Kudasai-]

This is actual footage taken from her security cameras from last Wednesday's Pictionary night at her house. 

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Edited Tuesday at 03:04 AM by -Kudasai-

[discolé monade]

is bringing back polyester leisure suits and butterfly collars. 

[The_annoying_one]

Was the inventor of the phrase “all that and a bag of chips”.

[[classic swim]]

Got the Subway worker to make a whopper in front of him.

[-Kudasai-]

Was the real life inspiration for Police Academy's Zed McGlunk character. 

Edited Tuesday at 03:33 AM by -Kudasai-

[[classic swim]]

Killed in his small role in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

[The_annoying_one]

Has a background role in Scream 7 as “Person In Chicken Suit”.

[[classic swim]]

Got Kudasai a job as a male dancer over at the Cheetah Lounge. 

[-Kudasai-]

Tales a bath in scuba gear

[discolé monade]

currently profiting from  a line of cement shoes he crafted a few years back. 

 

[-Kudasai-]

Bought a pair last week in Mr. Hoonie's size who hasn't been seen in days ever since she visited him in Montreal. 

[The_annoying_one]

Knows exactly what happened to Mr. Hoonie. In related news, when asked about the secret ingredient in his homemade beef stew, Kudz goes absolutely silent.

[[classic swim]]

His best friend’s uncle’s dog ran out of the house and he said gawdamnitt! exactly in Seth Green’s voice at 8:43 in the evening.

[-Kudasai-]

Goes around in Covington, Georgia with a leaf blower blowing the hats off of police officers.

[The_annoying_one]

Owns and operates a nonprofit, their sole mission being sending air conditioners to the good people of Fairbanks, Alaska every January.

[-Kudasai-]

Always answers the phone like this 

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[The_annoying_one]

Flies into a blind rage whenever a Betty Boop cartoon comes on.

[-Kudasai-]

Convinced Ghostrek to sign up for skydiving lessons. What he didn't tell him is that the skydiving school is located directly next door to Classic Swim's alligator farm.

Edited Friday at 12:41 AM by -Kudasai-

[The_annoying_one]

Will only make important life decisions after pondering one essential question:

“What would Ron Burgundy do?”

[[classic swim]]

Tao at the yoga class his wife dragged him to: “This sucks d-ddd-ddddd-ddd-ddi-dick-dick-DICK-dick!”

[discolé monade]

has been practicing non stop for days, to become the next gallagher, insisting adding his own flare by using vidella onions. 

[[classic swim]]

Installed an airbag into Tsar’s sofa and activated it while Tsar was sitting on the couch. 

[The_annoying_one]

Likes to go to Airbnb and ask, “Are the boobs and butts included?”