myth busters: boar3d edition

[The_annoying_one]

Gave the KFC employee a wedgie when they said they don’t sell spare ribs.

[-Kudasai-]

Is Ghostrek's landlord

[The_annoying_one]

Put clown makeup on Mr. Hoonie while he was passed out drunk.

[-Kudasai-]

Caused Ghostrek to do this after he told him that it was his turn to clean the toilet.

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[The_annoying_one]

Planted the dreams about anal probing in ghostrek’s head.

[-Kudasai-]

Only dates seamstresses

[The_annoying_one]

Only goes on dates when the Blues Traveler cover band is in town.

[-Kudasai-]

Often travels to Fiji to get fresh Fiji apples. 

[discolé monade]

is currently planning a grand quest to become a 'johnny appleseed' fan boi,  except with asparagus.  

[-Kudasai-]

This is actual footage taken from her security cameras from last Wednesday's Pictionary night at her house. 

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Edited Tuesday at 03:04 AM by -Kudasai-

[discolé monade]

is bringing back polyester leisure suits and butterfly collars. 

[The_annoying_one]

Was the inventor of the phrase “all that and a bag of chips”.

[[classic swim]]

Got the Subway worker to make a whopper in front of him.

[-Kudasai-]

Was the real life inspiration for Police Academy's Zed McGlunk character. 

Edited Tuesday at 03:33 AM by -Kudasai-

[[classic swim]]

Killed in his small role in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

[The_annoying_one]

Has a background role in Scream 7 as “Person In Chicken Suit”.

[[classic swim]]

Got Kudasai a job as a male dancer over at the Cheetah Lounge. 

[-Kudasai-]

Tales a bath in scuba gear

[discolé monade]

currently profiting from  a line of cement shoes he crafted a few years back. 

 

[-Kudasai-]

Bought a pair last week in Mr. Hoonie's size who hasn't been seen in days ever since she visited him in Montreal. 

[The_annoying_one]

Knows exactly what happened to Mr. Hoonie. In related news, when asked about the secret ingredient in his homemade beef stew, Kudz goes absolutely silent.

[[classic swim]]

His best friend’s uncle’s dog ran out of the house and he said gawdamnitt! exactly in Seth Green’s voice at 8:43 in the evening.

[-Kudasai-]

Goes around in Covington, Georgia with a leaf blower blowing the hats off of police officers.

[The_annoying_one]

Owns and operates a nonprofit, their sole mission being sending air conditioners to the good people of Fairbanks, Alaska every January.

[-Kudasai-]

Always answers the phone like this 

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[The_annoying_one]

Flies into a blind rage whenever a Betty Boop cartoon comes on.

[-Kudasai-]

Convinced Ghostrek to sign up for skydiving lessons. What he didn't tell him is that the skydiving school is located directly next door to Classic Swim's alligator farm.

Edited 5 hours ago by -Kudasai-