myth busters: boar3d edition

[-Kudasai-]

Made Ghostrek change his name to Seymour Butts.

[The_annoying_one]

Filed a complaint with the Better Business Bureau because the boards will barely load.

[-Kudasai-]

Knows the owner of the car that has "FAP" on the license plate that's parked at my apartment complex.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Has season's tickets to The Detroit Redwings just so he can go to every game and hold up a sign that says "John 69:69".

[The_annoying_one]

Does exactly the same thing, but just to take advantage of the concession stand every night.

[discolé monade]

when shopping at walmart, our hero dresses as a matador. he claims it commands respect. 

[The_annoying_one]

Prefers to change into an entirely different outfit every hour of every day, because it keeps people guessing.

[-Kudasai-]

On April Fools Day in 2003 he thought it would be a good idea for a prank to have the song "Send the Pain Below" by Chevelle played over the loud speaker at the maternity ward at his local hospital. He's still banned to this day.

Edited Wednesday at 01:09 AM by -Kudasai-

[little_girl_lost]

Congratulated himself this morning for waking up wearing the same pajamas as he went to sleep in.

[-Kudasai-]

Ends every sentence with "you'll be hearing from my lawyer"

[The_annoying_one]

Tried to take the bar exam, but quit when he learned it has nothing to do with metal.

[-Kudasai-]

Favorite road rage insult is calling someone a Spoony Bard.

[discolé monade]

is plannng the biggest con of all time: he plans on replacing all tables, ladders and chairs at  WWE's the next TLC match, with paper mache replicas. 

[The_annoying_one]

Hosted a Super Bowl party, but made all the guests watch a marathon of The Real Housewives of New Jersey instead.

[discolé monade]

will not stop thanking me for a fabulous night of tRHoNJ,  

[-Kudasai-]

Thinks horseradishes comes from horses.

[The_annoying_one]

Thinks buffalo sauce is what buffaloes make when they pee.

[-Kudasai-]

Thinks buffalo wings comes from buffalos in Buffalo, New York. 

[discolé monade]

doesn't know exactly what shoreline they come from, but absolutely LOVES rocky mountain oysters. 

[-Kudasai-]

Constantly gets into arguments with French-Canadians over their French claiming that Metropolitan is the true French langurage. 

Edited Wednesday at 01:45 AM by -Kudasai-

[The_annoying_one]

Absolutely swears that the best way to eat hamburgers is with a whisk and a pair of tongs.

[-Kudasai-]

Celebrates Muttley's birthday every year by baking a cake and binge watching Wacky Races and Dastardly and Muttley cartoons for 24 hours straight.

[[classic swim]]

Celebrates Muttley’s birthday by dressing up like Dick Dastardly with the goofy mustache and hat until Pooh rolls up going “you puhuhuhhuhhuhhh piece of shittt” and hits Kudasai with a banana custard cream pie 

[The_annoying_one]

Is working on modding GTA: Vice City, and replacing all of the main characters with Flintstones characters.

[-Kudasai-]

According to several ex-girlfriends always says this when he's about to climax

Spoiler

 

 

Edited Wednesday at 02:25 AM by -Kudasai-

[The_annoying_one]

Has seen Paula Cole in concert 17 times.

[-Kudasai-]

Ran into Classic Swim who was dressed in his gator suit in Coral Gables, Florida while on vacation. 

[discolé monade]

he's feeling cute, might enter the big python hunt in FL this year. 

[The_annoying_one]

Wrestles alligators in a tub of peanut butter for fun.

[-Kudasai-]

Told Ghostrek the best way to get women is bring hunt and bring home a snipe from San Angelo, Texas where he currently is at this moment. 

[discolé monade]

claims to picnic with sasquatch the 1st wednesday of every month. 

[The_annoying_one]

Favorite way to tell someone off is to tell them to “Snap into a Slim Jim”.

[-Kudasai-]

Legally changed his name again, this time he goes by the name...

Bill Ding

[The_annoying_one]

Wears spandex bodysuits when he goes out in public.

[discolé monade]

loves telling everyone he has bette davis eyes. 

in sing-song. 

[The_annoying_one]

Personally knows all the people mentioned in Bon Jovi’s “Livin’ On a Prayer”.

[-Kudasai-]

Has just begun work on his Homeboys In Outer Space fanfic.

Edited yesterday at 04:02 AM by -Kudasai-

[The_annoying_one]

Can name every single past member of the SNL cast from youngest to oldest, and in alphabetical order.

[-Kudasai-]

His current place of residence is a medium security prison in Shelton, Washington.

[discolé monade]

will neither confirm nor deny that he apprenticed under bansky. 

[The_annoying_one]

Is taking cliffs notes of every post in this thread, just to finally come up with the perfect zinger.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Had brewskis with Boesky and cookies with Milken.