myth busters: boar3d edition

[-Kudasai-]

Made Ghostrek change his name to Seymour Butts.

[The_annoying_one]

Filed a complaint with the Better Business Bureau because the boards will barely load.

[-Kudasai-]

Knows the owner of the car that has "FAP" on the license plate that's parked at my apartment complex.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Has season's tickets to The Detroit Redwings just so he can go to every game and hold up a sign that says "John 69:69".

[The_annoying_one]

Does exactly the same thing, but just to take advantage of the concession stand every night.

[discolé monade]

when shopping at walmart, our hero dresses as a matador. he claims it commands respect. 

[The_annoying_one]

Prefers to change into an entirely different outfit every hour of every day, because it keeps people guessing.

[-Kudasai-]

On April Fools Day in 2003 the thought it would be a good idea for a prank to have the song "Send the Pain Below" by Chevelle played over the loud speaker at the maternity ward at his local hospital. He's still banned to this day.

[little_girl_lost]

Congratulated himself this morning for waking up wearing the same pajamas as he went to sleep in.

[-Kudasai-]

Ends every sentence with "you'll be hearing from my lawyer"

[The_annoying_one]

Tried to take the bar exam, but quit when he learned it has nothing to do with metal.

[-Kudasai-]

Favorite road rage insult is calling someone a Spoony Bard.

[discolé monade]

is plannng the biggest con of all time: he plans on replacing all tables, ladders and chairs at  WWE's the next TLC match, with paper mache replicas. 

[The_annoying_one]

Hosted a Super Bowl party, but made all the guests watch a marathon of The Real Housewives of New Jersey instead.