myth busters: boar3d edition

[[classic swim]]

Tao also allows Scoob to dance on top of his kitchen countertops.

[-Kudasai-]

He and Scoob got into a shouting match at Disco's house during Pictionary night because Scoob couldn't properly draw "dignity"

Edited Saturday at 02:10 PM by -Kudasai-

[The_annoying_one]

Will only play Monopoly with real money.

[discolé monade]

insists that chess can and should be played like checkers.  

[-Kudasai-]

Is getting exacerbated from all constant fighting at her house during Pictionary night. Her plan next week is to have her komondo dragons Bruno and Bobo acting as moderators.

[The_annoying_one]

Has written dozens of letters to the former members of R.E.M., begging them to reunite and record an album of Matchbox 20 covers.

[-Kudasai-]

Knew the guy that stole Billy Corgan's guitar in 1992. Also knew the person that found it 28 years later.

[The_annoying_one]

Is working on an idea for a restaurant where people pay to cook for the staff.

[[classic swim]]

Requests Papa John’s to remove that one slice so the pizza already looks like Pac-Man when it arrives.

[-Kudasai-]

Watched in horror as Scoob plucked all the feathers off his chicken suit during their altercation at Disco's house.

[scoobdog]

Watched in amusement as [CS] and Scoob tried to reenact the great Peter Griffin versus Giant Chicken death battle but only managed to smash an IKEA curio cabinet full of rare ‘80’s Happy Meal wind up toys.  Ghosty was horrified and ran screaming into the cold January night….

[-Kudasai-]

Used to tell people that Mountain's Leslie West was his uncle. 

[The_annoying_one]

Will only have conversations with people if they’ve seen Dumb & Dumber at least 37 times.

[-Kudasai-]

Is really looking forward to National Talk Like a Pirate Day.

[[classic swim]]

He left ghostrek on a barge and didn’t come back for him until 4 days later.

[The_annoying_one]

Led a search party for ghostrek, but made sure they looked everywhere but that barge.

[-Kudasai-]

Witnessed history as Ghostrek ran the 4 minute mile in 3:57. This feat was accomplished when Classic Swim dared him to put a tarantula next to Ghostrek's face while he was taking a nap. 

[[classic swim]]

Got a mountain goat to attack ghostrek in the Cascades.

[-Kudasai-]

Makes goat noises when he runs out of RC Cola 

[[classic swim]]

Makes angry bull noises when his aunt tries to make him drink Pepsi.

[The_annoying_one]

Makes hissing noises when his fried chicken is undercooked.

[-Kudasai-]

Does the Charlie Brown scream whenever the last slice of chocolate blueberry cake is gone.

[scoobdog]

Told Ghostrek to hold the football so he could kick it, ran back to do a run up, then just kept running.  Mr Hoonie looked on in amusement.

[-Kudasai-]

Was at that 1992 Smashing Pumpkins concert in Detroit when Billy Corgan's guitar got stolen. His lawyer has advised him not to say anything about what happened that night but it confirmed that he was seen backstage when the guitar was stolen.

Edited yesterday at 12:47 AM by -Kudasai-

[[classic swim]]

Was there when Scoob was at his desk and ghostrek wiggled his bald head and face all over Scoob’s clientele information.

[-Kudasai-]

Went to a cock fight and left immediately because it didn't involve... well I'm sure you guys probably know the rest 

[The_annoying_one]

Threatened to start a lawsuit and a fight when his order of a dozen donuts only had 11.

[[classic swim]]

He & Kudasai ran a survey to see who’s the Prince of briskets and honey buns.

[-Kudasai-]

When asked who's the person he looks up to the most he said the Cadbury Easter Bunny. 

[The_annoying_one]

Used to write letters to the Taco Bell chihuahua, but never got one back.

[-Kudasai-]

Moved to Ionia, Michigan after he got invited to a Super Bowl party. 

[[classic swim]]

Offered to trim all the hairs off his butt and paste them on ghostrek’s face so ghostrek could look like Abe Lincoln.

[-Kudasai-]

Got fired from his warehouse job for trying to operate a forklift using his butt cheeks. 

Edited yesterday at 04:03 AM by -Kudasai-

[The_annoying_one]

Was playing a game of Pin The Tail On The Donkey when he accidentally pinned the tail on Mr. Hoonie’s backside. After taking one look at it, he quietly muttered, “You know what? That works.”

[discolé monade]

is claiming to be tony clifton. 

[-Kudasai-]

Was also at that Smashing Pumpkins concert in Detroit in 1992 and witnesses have confirmed that she was seen backstage when Billy Corgan's guitar was stolen. Her lawyer has also advised her not to talk about the events of that night 

[The_annoying_one]

Followed The Dave Matthews Band around on tour for years just so he could heckle them every single night.

[-Kudasai-]

Was supposed be on that Chicago river boat the day when the Dave Matthews Band bus dumped human waste all over people below from their tour bus. Fortunately he missed the boat ride because he lost track of time playing with his etch-a-sketch at the hotel. 

[little_girl_lost]

is snowed in all weekend with nothing but fruit roll ups and beer to tide him over

[-Kudasai-]

Was on a focus group that rejected jalapeno flavored fruit roll ups. Was the only person that voted for it. 

[The_annoying_one]

Rolls a pair of dice every day to determine how he treats people. The higher the number, the worse it gets.

[-Kudasai-]

Got grounded by his parents after a disagreement about building an anatomically correct snowman in the front yard.

[discolé monade]

was the kid that told TAO about anatomically correct snowmen, and gave him the blueprints to build his very own. 

[-Kudasai-]

Likes to go ice fishing in Hawaii

[The_annoying_one]

Enjoys nothing more than a sauna in Death Valley.

[-Kudasai-]

Went to Death Valley because he wanted to meet The Undertaker whom the WWE always said he hails from.

[[classic swim]]

Called Tao an ass fuck anonymously and then wiggled his juicy bald head and face all over Tao’s info.

[-Kudasai-]

Obliterated Ghostrek in a Star Trek trivia contest.

[The_annoying_one]

Challenged Mr. Hoonie to a game of horseshoes for control over ghostrek.

[[classic swim]]

McDonald’s lady: Excuse me, sir! Would you like to round up to the Ronald McDonald house?

Tao: Suck my d-ddd-dddd-dd-ddd-DICK, bitch!