myth busters: boar3d edition

[[classic swim]]

Tao also allows Scoob to dance on top of his kitchen countertops.

[-Kudasai-]

He and Scoob got into a shouting match at Disco's house during Pictionary night because Scoob couldn't properly draw "dignity"

Edited 9 hours ago by -Kudasai-

[The_annoying_one]

Will only play Monopoly with real money.

[discolé monade]

insists that chess can and should be played like checkers.  

[-Kudasai-]

Is getting exacerbated from all constant fighting at her house during Pictionary night. Her plan next week is to have her komondo dragons Bruno and Bobo acting as moderators.

[The_annoying_one]

Has written dozens of letters to the former members of R.E.M., begging them to reunite and record an album of Matchbox 20 covers.

[-Kudasai-]

Knew the guy that stole Billy Corgan's guitar in 1992. Also knew the person that found it 28 years later.

[The_annoying_one]

Is working on an idea for a restaurant where people pay to cook for the staff.

[[classic swim]]

Requests Papa John’s to remove that one slice so the pizza already looks like Pac-Man when it arrives.

[-Kudasai-]

Watched in horror as Scoob plucked all the feathers off his chicken suit during their altercation at Disco's house.

[scoobdog]

Watched in amusement as [CS] and Scoob tried to reenact the great Peter Griffin versus Giant Chicken death battle but only managed to smash an IKEA curio cabinet full of rare ‘80’s Happy Meal wind up toys.  Ghosty was horrified and ran screaming into the cold January night….

[-Kudasai-]

Used to tell people that Mountain's Leslie West was his uncle. 

[The_annoying_one]

Will only have conversations with people if they’ve seen Dumb & Dumber at least 37 times.

[-Kudasai-]

Is really looking forward to National Talk Like a Pirate Day.

[[classic swim]]

He left ghostrek on a barge and didn’t come back for him until 4 days later.

[The_annoying_one]

Led a search party for ghostrek, but made sure they looked everywhere but that barge.

[-Kudasai-]

Witnessed history as Ghostrek ran the 4 minute mile in 3:57. This feat was accomplished when Classic Swim dared him to put a tarantula next to Ghostrek's face while he was taking a nap. 

[[classic swim]]

Got a mountain goat to attack ghostrek in the Cascades.

[-Kudasai-]

Makes goat noises when he runs out of RC Cola 

[[classic swim]]

Makes angry bull noises when his aunt tries to make him drink Pepsi.

[The_annoying_one]

Makes hissing noises when his fried chicken is undercooked.

[-Kudasai-]

Does the Charlie Brown scream whenever the last slice of chocolate blueberry cake is gone.