discolé monade Posted January 20 Author Posted January 20 turned down the roll for 'anton chigurh' because the director didn't care for his notes about using a portable judas chair. 4 Quote
[classic swim] Posted January 21 Posted January 21 Turned into a talking werewolf puppet and bit Tsar’s face off. 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted January 21 Posted January 21 Once called in sick to work with the excuse that he was bitten by a vampire. 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted January 21 Posted January 21 Got Ghostrek in serious trouble when he dared him to draw a mustache on The Mona Lisa. 4 Quote
[classic swim] Posted January 21 Posted January 21 Paid a psych ward to let him walk around the facility in his tighty whities while everyone was in a circle sharing. 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted January 21 Posted January 21 Made sure to film this incident right before he switched all the meds in the psych ward with Tic Tacs. 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted January 21 Posted January 21 Goes around town hanging up piñatas with nothing in them. 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted January 21 Author Posted January 21 he claims, this one time, at a henry rollins book reading, he decided to let him know his acting was barely, mediocre...at best. 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted January 21 Posted January 21 Met Dane Cook at a Starbucks, politely called him a useless hack, then calmly left. 1 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted January 21 Posted January 21 Taught sign language by showing a Comedy Central Dane Cook special from 18 years ago. 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted January 21 Author Posted January 21 claims to have learned sign language from an andrew dice clay 2 hour comedy special. 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted January 21 Posted January 21 Brought an airhorn to the Jef Dunham show and had some guy tumble down the steps in front of Jeff Dunham. 4 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted January 21 Posted January 21 (edited) His driver's license photo is a picture of himself dressed up as Mary Poppins at last year's Halloween party. Edited January 21 by -Kudasai- 5 Quote
[classic swim] Posted January 21 Posted January 21 He brought Jeff Dunham over to the Cheetah Lounge with Kudasai, but the Cheetah Lounge security had no choice but to confiscate the Jeff Dunham puppets. 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted January 21 Posted January 21 Was playing this song when he lost his virginity Spoiler 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted January 21 Posted January 21 Was playing this as he was about to deck someone in the head. Spoiler 1 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted January 21 Author Posted January 21 cried when he learned about the demise of the california raisins. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted January 21 Posted January 21 Likes to yell “HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!” as he repeatedly punches Mr. Hoonie in the head. 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted January 21 Author Posted January 21 caused the great 'cat in the hat' incident at the macy's day parade, some time ago. 2 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted January 21 Posted January 21 Also got Ghostrek in trouble after daring him to to put polka dotted boxer shorts on Michelangelo's David statue, 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted January 21 Posted January 21 Refuses to go to the bank if he’s not wearing his lucky cape. 2 Quote
[classic swim] Posted January 21 Posted January 21 Watches Disco turn into an angry talking werewolf puppet when he doesn’t put the marshmallows in the coffee. 2 Quote
discolé monade Posted January 21 Author Posted January 21 counts each kernal on a cob, notates it, and then consumes the cob with a nice pat of butter and dash of pink salt. 2 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted January 21 Posted January 21 Two days ago he loaned classic swim a pick and a shovel and strangely enough he hasn't heard from Mr. Hoonie in two days. 2 2 Quote
[classic swim] Posted January 21 Posted January 21 (edited) He went RUUUHHHHH and slapped ghostrek across the head with a slab of freezer pops. Edited January 21 by [classic swim] 1 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted January 21 Posted January 21 (edited) Has been positvely identified as the Fanny Pack bandit a cunning bank robber responsible for several hold up in the Atlanta metropolitan area. In these robbeires he's always sporting a fanny pack. A $25,000 reward is being offered for his capture. If you have any information about this bad seed please contact the Fulton County Sheriff's office, The FBI or call our toll free number... 1-800-YOU-SNITCH. You need not give your name. Edited January 21 by -Kudasai- 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted January 21 Posted January 21 Sent a man’s picture to America’s Most Wanted because the man cut him off on the highway. 2 2 Quote
[classic swim] Posted January 22 Posted January 22 Called and Autozone and yelled “suck my d-ddd-dick!” and hung up. 2 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted January 22 Posted January 22 Dresses up as Judge Dredd when he's refereeing high school basketball games. Before the start of every game he always tells the players 4 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted January 22 Posted January 22 (edited) Made this face when he overheard Ghostrek making horse noises in his bathroom Edited January 22 by -Kudasai- 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted January 22 Posted January 22 Has dreams of owning an ice cream truck but not actually selling ice cream. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted January 22 Posted January 22 Invites people to go bowling, then no-shows. 1 1 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted January 22 Posted January 22 Keeps a model train set in the trunk of his car. 3 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted Thursday at 04:04 PM Posted Thursday at 04:04 PM Loves candycorn on the cob. 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Thursday at 04:15 PM Posted Thursday at 04:15 PM Tops pancakes with cheese sauce and gummy bears. 4 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted Thursday at 04:38 PM Posted Thursday at 04:38 PM Bought out Pitchfork magazine just so he could rename it to Pitchforks and Torches magazine. 4 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted Friday at 01:38 PM Posted Friday at 01:38 PM Spent his entire life trying to solve the mystery of why there isn't ham in hamburger. 5 Quote
discolé monade Posted Friday at 01:44 PM Author Posted Friday at 01:44 PM claims to have started that crazy 'naruto run' on area 51. 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Friday at 03:42 PM Posted Friday at 03:42 PM Likes to write Yelp reviews for places that don’t even exist. 1 2 Quote
discolé monade Posted Friday at 04:51 PM Author Posted Friday at 04:51 PM apparently is a fan of my work. 1 3 Quote
scoobdog Posted Friday at 09:05 PM Posted Friday at 09:05 PM Wrote a Yelp review of TAO's kitchen as she typed that, but hasn't posted it yet because she's waiting for a plot twist. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Friday at 10:05 PM Posted Friday at 10:05 PM Supplied funding for my kitchen, under the caveat that every single dish must contain raisins, no exceptions. 1 3 Quote
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