myth busters: boar3d edition

[discolé monade]

turned down the roll for 'anton  chigurh' because the director didn't care for his notes about using a portable judas chair. 

[[classic swim]]

Turned into a talking werewolf puppet and bit Tsar’s face off.

[The_annoying_one]

Once called in sick to work with the excuse that he was bitten by a vampire.

[-Kudasai-]

Got Ghostrek in serious trouble when he dared him to draw a mustache on The Mona Lisa.

[[classic swim]]

Paid a psych ward to let him walk around the facility in his tighty whities while everyone was in a circle sharing.

[The_annoying_one]

Made sure to film this incident right before he switched all the meds in the psych ward with Tic Tacs.

[-Kudasai-]

Hired Irwin R. Shyster to do his taxes.

[The_annoying_one]

Goes around town hanging up piñatas with nothing in them.

[-Kudasai-]

Got married to this song 

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[discolé monade]

he claims, this one time, at a henry rollins book reading, he decided  to let him know his acting was barely, mediocre...at best. 

 

[The_annoying_one]

Met Dane Cook at a Starbucks, politely called him a useless hack, then calmly left.

[[classic swim]]

Taught sign language by showing a Comedy Central Dane Cook special from 18 years ago.

[discolé monade]

claims to have learned sign language from an andrew dice clay 2 hour comedy special. 

[[classic swim]]

Brought an airhorn to the Jef Dunham show and had some guy tumble down the steps in front of Jeff Dunham.

[-Kudasai-]

His driver's license photo is a picture of himself dressed up as Mary Poppins at last year's Halloween party. 

Edited Wednesday at 03:32 AM by -Kudasai-

[The_annoying_one]

His passport photo is Pedro Pascal.

[[classic swim]]

He brought Jeff Dunham over to the Cheetah Lounge with Kudasai, but the Cheetah Lounge security had no choice but to confiscate the Jeff Dunham puppets.

[-Kudasai-]

Was playing this song when he lost his virginity 

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[[classic swim]]

Was playing this as he was about to deck someone in the head.

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[discolé monade]

cried when he learned about the demise of the california raisins. 

[The_annoying_one]

Likes to yell “HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!” as he repeatedly punches Mr. Hoonie in the head.

[discolé monade]

caused the great 'cat in the hat' incident at the macy's day parade, some time ago. 

[-Kudasai-]

Also got Ghostrek in trouble after daring him to to put polka dotted boxer shorts on Michelangelo's David statue,

[The_annoying_one]

Refuses to go to the bank if he’s not wearing his lucky cape.

[[classic swim]]

Watches Disco turn into an angry talking werewolf puppet when he doesn’t put the marshmallows in the coffee.

[-Kudasai-]

Loves chocolate covered corn on the cob. 

[discolé monade]

counts each kernal on a cob, notates it, and then consumes the cob with a nice pat of butter and dash of pink salt. 

[-Kudasai-]

Plans on renlisting in G.I. Joe. 

[The_annoying_one]

Eats cereal on a paper plate.

[-Kudasai-]

Two days ago he loaned classic swim a pick and a shovel and strangely enough he hasn't heard from Mr. Hoonie in two days. 

[[classic swim]]

He went RUUUHHHHH and slapped ghostrek across the head with a slab of freezer pops. 

Edited Wednesday at 04:37 PM by [classic swim]

[-Kudasai-]

Has been positvely identified as the Fanny Pack bandit a cunning bank robber responsible for several hold up in the Atlanta metropolitan area. In these robbeires he's always sporting a fanny pack. A $25,000 reward is being offered for his capture.

If you have any information about this bad seed please contact the Fulton County Sheriff's office, The FBI or call our toll free number...

1-800-YOU-SNITCH.

You need not give your name. 

Edited Wednesday at 10:10 PM by -Kudasai-

[The_annoying_one]

Sent a man’s picture to America’s Most Wanted because the man cut him off on the highway.

[[classic swim]]

Called and Autozone and yelled “suck my d-ddd-dick!” and hung up.

[-Kudasai-]

Dresses up as Judge Dredd when he's refereeing high school basketball games. Before the start of every game he always tells the players

[[classic swim]]

He’s the Duke of New York, A-Number One.

[-Kudasai-]

Made this face when he overheard Ghostrek making horse noises in his bathroom

Edited yesterday at 02:15 AM by -Kudasai-

[The_annoying_one]

Has dreams of owning an ice cream truck but not actually selling ice cream.

[[classic swim]]

Tao’s theme song.

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[The_annoying_one]

Invites people to go bowling, then no-shows.

[-Kudasai-]

Keeps a model train set in the trunk of his car. 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Loves candycorn on the cob.

[The_annoying_one]

Tops pancakes with cheese sauce and gummy bears.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Bought out Pitchfork magazine just so he could rename it to Pitchforks and Torches magazine.