myth busters: boar3d edition

[little_girl_lost]

knows what really happened to sunny von bulow

[The_annoying_one]

Is still looking into the Amelia Earhart mystery.

[little_girl_lost]

Knows where Jean spangler is

Edited Tuesday at 07:05 PM by little_girl_lost

[-Kudasai-]

Likes to cosplay as Gene Shalit.

[The_annoying_one]

Once wrote some angry fan mail to Gene Siskel.

[-Kudasai-]

Is still waiting for Mr Hoonie to tell him how exactly do stupid people think.

[[classic swim]]

Is waiting for Mr. Hoonie to bend a gentleman over and slap his pork and beans.

[-Kudasai-]

Wears his underwear outside of his pants.

[The_annoying_one]

Puts deodorant on over his shirt.

[-Kudasai-]

Wears a scarf in summer 

[[classic swim]]

Eats the banana peel and throws the actual banana away.

[The_annoying_one]

Uses a steamroller to crush grapes for wine.

[-Kudasai-]

Is afraid of olive loaf.

[little_girl_lost]

saves the "trim-to-fit" ends off the dr scholls insoles "just in case"

[-Kudasai-]

Faints at the sight of head cheese.

[The_annoying_one]

Screams bloody murder whenever he finds a hair in his food.

[-Kudasai-]

Has a pet rabbit named Bun Bun.

[The_annoying_one]

Likes to make paper airplanes out of wax paper.

[-Kudasai-]

Has finished writing his latest drama series starring John Stossel called John Stossel's Docile Apostles with Colassal Nostrils. 

[[classic swim]]

He took a girl bungee jumping on the first date, but only so she could watch him bungee jump.

[The_annoying_one]

He took a date to the movies, but made her stay in the lobby.

[-Kudasai-]

Trained a Doberman Pincher to pinch door-to-door salespeople. 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Nixon is his favorite president of all time, and for one simple reason:

Spoiler

Nixon knows the importance of the GREAT TASTE OF CHARLESTON CHEW!

 

[-Kudasai-]

Puts butterscotch on his burgers. 

[The_annoying_one]

Puts gummy bears on his hot dogs.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Puts ketchup on his gummy bears.

[-Kudasai-]

Is currently dating the lead singer of Jem and the Holograms cover band.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Is currently dating the lead singer of Hole.

[The_annoying_one]

Is the bass player in a death metal polka band.

[-Kudasai-]

Is the costume designer for the upcoming movie...

 Attack of the 50ft Twinkie.

[The_annoying_one]

Has made it his life’s mission to eat a Twinkie in every single state.

[-Kudasai-]

Once called Mr Hoonie an overgrown swamp rat after he let a fly in the house 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Got Mr. Hoonie an urban sombrero for Christmas.

[The_annoying_one]

Is buying Mr. Hoonie some extra sour gummy worms for Valentine’s Day next month.

[discolé monade]

speaking of oatmeal. 

our friend here, counts out exactly 46878 oats for a bowl of porridge. 

[-Kudasai-]

Legally changed her name to...

I. M. Stupendous 

[The_annoying_one]

Will only eat a slice of pizza if it has exactly 7.3 grams of each topping.