myth busters: boar3d edition

[The_annoying_one]

Puts gumdrops in his apple cider.

[discolé monade]

builds gingerbread houses with toasted white bread

[-Kudasai-]

Doesn't mind if carolers come by but should they show up while she's taking a nap they will get hit in the face with a banana custard cream pie with whip cream. 

[The_annoying_one]

Films himself re-enacting old B-movies, scene-for-scene, playing all characters himself.

[-Kudasai-]

Wrote a letter to Popeye's chicken requesting that they make Popeye their official mascot. 

[[classic swim]]

Sponsored a meeting courtesy of the nutritious Vitamin D essential Kudasai Flakes, they’re GRRRRRRRRRRRREAT!!

[discolé monade]

is the infamous 5th dentist. 

[The_annoying_one]

Is the 1 out of the 1 out of 5 dentists who never recommends anything.

[-Kudasai-]

Buried land mines in his front yard in case carolers show up.

[The_annoying_one]

Built a moat around his yard and filled it with alligators.

[discolé monade]

has trained an army of 'palmetto bugs' to attack on his command. 

[The_annoying_one]

Is a world class fire ant whisperer.

[[classic swim]]

Taught horse flies how to make the rheahyeyehhheaha sound just like a horse.

[The_annoying_one]

Once taught a cat to do the macarena.

[[classic swim]]

Got in a fight with the Buclee’s manager and was like “oop, you better eat my fricken choobies.”

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Got to the end of the minus warp zone in Super Mario Bros.

[The_annoying_one]

Has written many angry letters demanding a new Chip ‘n’ Dale game be released pronto.

[-Kudasai-]

Trained a parrot to sing Aria

[The_annoying_one]

Once had “Head On! Apply directly to the forehead!” stuck in his head for about six weeks straight.

[-Kudasai-]

Was the real life inspiration for Bobby Hill.

[[classic swim]]

Pushed for Rap Cat to sign onto a record label.

[-Kudasai-]

Got excited when he saw a program on tv called "Saturday Evening Puss" but once again was disappointed when he learned that it was the title of a Tom and Jerry cartoon. Still took care of business anyway.

Edited Saturday at 11:02 PM by -Kudasai-

[The_annoying_one]

Still has a Looney Tunes 1996 calendar on his bedroom wall.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Couldn't get his hands on weed as a teen, so he smoked oregano instead.

And still does to this day.

[The_annoying_one]

Went into a frenzy when Zima was discontinued, and learned how to make it himself.

[-Kudasai-]

Sleeps in Elvis pajamas

[[classic swim]]

Went to bed dead and woke up alive.

[The_annoying_one]

Knows the reason GTA VI keeps getting delayed.

Edited Saturday at 08:36 PM by The_annoying_one
Shit…how did spell check change “knows” to “is”…?

[[classic swim]]

His arch nemesis streaked during a Jeff Dunham stadium performance to antagonize him.

[-Kudasai-]

Got faked out again and it was from another Tom and Jerry cartoon titled "Heavenly Puss"

[The_annoying_one]

Laughs like Elmer Fudd whenever he stubs his toe.

[-Kudasai-]

Is President of the Mr. Pibb fanclub.

[[classic swim]]

Is the chairman of the Mr. Hoonie Water Buffaloes in Bedrock.

[-Kudasai-]

Wears a brown paper bag over his head to hide his face when he goes out to buy RC Cola.

Edited Saturday at 11:20 PM by -Kudasai-

[discolé monade]

is 4th generation 'unknown comic'. 

[-Kudasai-]

Wears a brown paper bag over her head to hide her face when she goes out to buy Good n Plenty.

[discolé monade]

uses necco wafers as poker chips. 

[The_annoying_one]

Plays checkers with different colored hockey pucks.

[-Kudasai-]

Looked at Mr Hoonie sideways when he said "I'll never never understand how stupid people think" and Mr Hoonie jumped up and said "Well I'll tell you how stupid people think" followed by awkward silence.

Edited Sunday at 04:51 AM by -Kudasai-

[discolé monade]

has a side-gig as a LARP chess piece. 

just got promoted to bishop. 

[The_annoying_one]

Holds a poker tournament every year for M&M’s instead of money.

[-Kudasai-]

Bugs Mr. Hoonie everyday to tell him how exactly do stupid people think.

[The_annoying_one]

Used to give Bobcat Goldthwait speaking lessons until he finally just gave up.

[little_girl_lost]

Doesn't set an alarm clock to wake up early. instead, eats a can of chili and chases it with a bag of sugar-free gummy bears before bed.

[The_annoying_one]

Has been known to put gummy bears in clam chowder. Swears it will add fifty years to your life.

[-Kudasai-]

Told Mr. Hoonie it's hard to look him in the face when they're talking so it helps to have a mirror in the room. 

[[classic swim]]

Took Mr. Hoonie’s son Hoonior out to a game of mini golf.

[-Kudasai-]

Trying to find the proper way to tell his pet platypus that's impossible to get along with him.

[The_annoying_one]

Was very disappointed and confused when his pet goldfish peed on the floor.

[-Kudasai-]

Has a YouTube channel dedicated to ostrich racing.